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[OC] Statue of Major-General Nathanael Greene in c/pics
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Does he know the kings of England, does he quote the fights historical?

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Anon becomes a cat person (sh.itjust.works)
 

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(A 4Chan "green-text" titled "Take the cat pill anons" with a photograph of a black cat lying on the carpet)

be me

depressed, loner, NEET, live at my parents house

one day we get a cat, whatever

cat hates me for whatever reason

is always super cuddly with parents but constantly barfs near me or on my things

never lets me pet him or play with him

also meows really aggressively around me for no reason

try playing with him, he isn't interested and keeps meowing

try feeding him, he keeps meowing

literally just always meowing as loud as he can around me, it's annoying as hell

trying to play clone hero while parents are gone and cat is meowing like always

starts walking all over my desk, I've had it with this fucker

just start meowing back at him, louder than him, it scares him off and he goes hiding somewhere

parents get home and look for him, can't find him anywhere, ask if I let him out

we tear the house apart trying to find him, look everywhere, we came to the conclusion that he must've got out somehow and that was that

ffw tomorrow night, cat comes out of nowhere from upstairs and rubs all over my legs as l'm standing in the kitchen

where-tf-were-you-little-shit.jpeg

cat is suddenly very friendly with me and always wants to be near me

I start warming up to him as well, it's nice having a cat on your lap while gaming/watching TV

noticed I'm feeling less depressed lately, cat is still super friendly with me, even sleeps in my bed now

Mfw no longer depressed cause I meowed at a cat in frustration

Guess I'm a cat person now bots

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Not again (sh.itjust.works)
 
Nope. Not weird at all. in c/political_weirdos
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

It's meant to show Adam and Eve being cast out of the garden of Eden. Trump is depicted as an angel holding a flaming sword, which is a reference to this Bible verse:

He drove out the man, and at the east of the garden of Eden he placed the cherubim and a flaming sword that turned every way to guard the way to the tree of life.

Genesis 3:24 NIV

The artist is trying to imply that the Biden administration's choices will cause them to be expelled from the White House (the "garden"), and that Trump (an "angel") will be instated by God to prevent them from ever returning.

People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam in c/lemmyshitpost
Balls in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Let's not forget Hitachi

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Steam (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Reasonable Blackman (sh.itjust.works)
 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reasonable_Blackman

Notice from landlord in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Here's the creator: https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/?hl=en

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Happy Birthday (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Phew, I was wondering if the M11 (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon's new friends (sh.itjust.works)
 

Image Transcription(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Pepe crying)

be me 3 years ago

16 years old

Not many friends.

Feel alone as hell, see everyone partying and shit and I'm sitting around at home.

Classmate at school talking about going out for a drive with friends.

Looks at me

"Hey anon! Your a funny dude, how about you join us"

Heart skips a beat, this is all I have ever wanted.

We go out eat some Chipotle, go too Walmart and fuck around there. Buy like 15 king sized kit Kats for shits n giggles.

Finally they dropped me off at home

I hate home, mom is terrible.

Obvious frown

Friendo looks at me "hey.. we'll see you around anon. You fit right in.

Smiled and nodded

Walked inside room and cried happiness cry.

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Toot toot (sh.itjust.works)
 
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The Sandwich Thief (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/memes
40 comments fedilink
 
Spirits, what time is it at your place? in c/askouija
Spirits, I'm tired but need to make dinner. What's an easy meal? in c/askouija
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Anon joins friend on stream (sh.itjust.works)
 

Image Transcription(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Pepe crying)

friend invites me to his twitch stream

has a decent following

we start playing some Vydia and talking

people start commenting about how funny l am

the next day people ask if he can have me on the stream again

Wow, it felt nice.

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Students divided after returning to schools with Confederate names restored (www.bbc.com)
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TIL that Germany created synthetic butter from coal during WW2. It was described as nutritious and of agreeable taste. (en.wikipedia.org)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/til
86 comments fedilink
Test in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Reply3

Test in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Reply1

Out of curiosity why is BeeHaw defederated from shitjustworks? in c/fediverse
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Last I heard they want to switch to another platform, and don't consider it worth upgrading to 0.19 because they're leaving soon so it wouldn't be worth the hassle.

This is pure guesswork on my part, but they could be waiting for Sublinks (a Lemmy-compatible backend) to get up to speed before switching to that. They say that the new platform is "compatible with all Lemmy apps", and Sublinks is the only project I know of that fits that criteria.

If you have more than 2 conditions, and do not want to recreate an element with if else statement, what do you do since ternary operations might get too confusing? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One option would be to use an enum with a label computed property.

enum TransitionState {
    case stageOne, stageTwo, stageThree

    var label: String {
        switch self {
             case .stageOne: "Stage one!"
             case .stageTwo: "Stage two!"
             case .stageThree: "Stage three!"
        }
    }
}

struct MyView: View {
    @State var transitionState: TransitionState = .stageOne

    var body: some View {
        Text(transitionState.label)
    }
}
Crowdstrike in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 month ago

It’s a joke.

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