hOrni

joined 1 year ago
[–] hOrni 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I thought that exact same thing about snakes.

[–] hOrni 5 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I got injured at work tonight. I'm going to spend the next few days home. First thing I'll do when the shops open is get a buttload of snacks. And maybe some Legos.

[–] hOrni 21 points 1 day ago

Elected? You don't even need to be qualified. Or even sane.

[–] hOrni 46 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[–] hOrni 7 points 1 day ago

Bet she didn't see this coming when she was promoting this hack.

[–] hOrni 7 points 1 day ago

Starting with the important stuff I see.

[–] hOrni 7 points 1 day ago

Like Starlinks CEO is their asset or something.

[–] hOrni 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Didn't one of these games use a promotional line "Make America Natzi free again" and conservatives freaked out because they thought it was directed against them?

[–] hOrni 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You think his children would want to hang out with him?

[–] hOrni 48 points 3 days ago (15 children)

My thought is, "assassinate Putin. If Americans can't do it, then who else?. Send Jason Bourn, or Archer, or James Bond, but get it done".

[–] hOrni 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Remember, this is the guy, who tried to sell steaks under his name, because "he knows steaks", and also admitted to liking them well done with ketchup.

[–] hOrni 6 points 3 days ago

You know, that would be Epstein's plane if he was alive.

 

I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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