Today

joined 2 years ago
[–] Today 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this the threesome rape charge family?

[–] Today 1 points 2 days ago (5 children)

My husband has had his since September. He usually makes it until 3 or 4am and then takes it off.

[–] Today 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Today 3 points 2 days ago (11 children)

How did you get used to the mask?

[–] Today 6 points 2 days ago

In the old days, that's how we felt with a full tank of gas and a twenty.

[–] Today 2 points 2 days ago

We have 6 - our 3, plus the 3 we took in when my mom got sick. One of her dogs pooped in his crate (i think i fed him dinner too late) so he's slept in our bed the last two nights while everything gets cleaned. He a cute, expressive little shit rat who tries to weasle under the covers, which is both funny and annoying. He'll be sad to go back to his crate tonight. Blind Schipperke continues to be blind, but happy. Bossy Chihuahua continues to be bossy, but happy. The 3 cats continue to howl and hiss at each other, but less swatting this week, so that's good. It's been funny to see the rotation of cats who jump onto the bed, see the dog, look at us like WTF, and then try to decide what to do.

[–] Today 1 points 3 days ago

Like weekends!

[–] Today 2 points 3 days ago

At 9 o'clock, or whenever they think it's 9 o'clock, they start staring at me. Weirdly unsettling.

[–] Today 11 points 3 days ago

Will that meeting be in person? When and where is it being held?

[–] Today 1 points 3 days ago

Try to think of it as making fun of government waste in general, not your dad specifically. People in very visible positions, any type of celebrity or participants in a notoriously corrupt industry, have to have thick skin. If he we're a journalist, you would still complain about media bias, if he were an athlete you would still complain about the price of tickets, ... With politics, it just happens to be the most visible, most corrupt industry.

[–] Today 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

3 upvotes from my cats.

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submitted 3 months ago by Today to c/dfw
 

I don't really like Grandscape so that's kind of a turn off. It looks cool for a sporting event but I'm sure tickets and concessions are $$$. I would go for a planetarium or nature show if it was reasonably priced.

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Who do they think they are? (self.showerthoughts)
submitted 3 months ago by Today to c/showerthoughts
 

If you use "they" to describe a nameless group of people and you mean anyone other than The Man (That's how they get you.), you're probably the one who's wrong.

Looking forward to reading some fun exceptions.

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This is really difficult (self.thelyricsgame)
submitted 4 months ago by Today to c/[email protected]
 

You don't realize how weird lyrics are until you try to get an image that reflects them. I tried two Elton John songs in Craiyon and got scary monsters.

 

I'm not great at determining when something is AI. Is there an app or community for asking if an image is real or AI?

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submitted 5 months ago by Today to c/showerthoughts
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submitted 5 months ago by Today to c/cat
 

When i was young I thought my mom's colorful decor was ridiculous. Now I'm old and my kids think I'm ridiculous for wanting colorful everything. Is that a thing?

 

When you post shit like this, you're damaging your own credibility, not his. You have $$$ and a staff! Do better!

https://lincolnproject.us/trumps-unhinged-press-conference/

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submitted 5 months ago by Today to c/vent
 

Not all of your weird old shit is mid century modern. We all know you wrote that to get a click! Shut up!

This is my first time here. Is that how I'm supposed to vent?

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I like Nickelback (self.goodoffmychest)
submitted 5 months ago by Today to c/goodoffmychest
 

Not enough to follow them around, but i would see them if they came to town and I'm kind of looking forward to watching the Netflix show when I'm home alone Monday.

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