TexasDrunk

joined 1 year ago
[–] TexasDrunk 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I still do and prefer it. I also go to bars by myself on and off. A buddy of mine would decline going to lunch with anyone else so he could go decompress. About once a week he'd come back bitching because someone would go into an empty restaurant and sit as close to him as possible.

My favorite story of his complaining (rightfully so in my opinion) is where he went to a restaurant with benches around the perimeter and sat in the corner far from the only other customer there. He hadn't been there two minutes before some woman came and sat on the bench seat closest to him and started asking him about the book he was reading and generally making small talk. He got so pissed that he ate in his truck for weeks instead of sitting down in a restaurant.

I think she was badly trying to flirt and didn't have the situational awareness to understand that he was trying to get away. He thinks she didn't want to look like she was eating alone and didn't care that she was intruding on a stranger.

[–] TexasDrunk 4 points 3 months ago

Same, except my company (of which I'm the sole employee) has a long term contract where I'm very comfortable so I'm paid pretty much the same every month. I've also got a few companies that I'll do a bit of off consulting work for when they need it. That's usually good for extra spending money at the end of the fiscal year if they have extra to spend and want to reinvest in their technology. I just got a couple of those invoices paid so Christmas is looking nice.

But, like you, I'm taking off a few weeks in the spring. I get paid nothing for that or sick days.

[–] TexasDrunk 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

went on too long

Well you've certainly never been with me then!

Ok, now that the shit talking is out of the way, I really hope you do find exactly who you're looking for.

[–] TexasDrunk 5 points 3 months ago

This is far more succinct than I could have put it. Same.

[–] TexasDrunk 6 points 3 months ago

I have several drunken and glib responses ranging from actual seasoning advice to something about the season of the witch. How-the-fuck-ever.....

Run. Just fucking run. Neighbors? Kids? Whatever. Run.

[–] TexasDrunk 4 points 3 months ago

I had something cogent to say when I saw this yesterday. Now I'm hammered so......

Hahahahahahaha

[–] TexasDrunk 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was in the military a couple of decades ago. I couldn't even imagine what someone who is trans goes through to be in the military. That has to be a motherfucker who absolutely wants to be there.

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Let's be inclusive. I hope he sees cool birds and an attractive person of his preferred gender on the way.

I don't miss those "flex holiday hours". Just give me a day off.

[–] TexasDrunk 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There are two types of people. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

King Richard had an outlaw for an in-law.

[–] TexasDrunk 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey, that's Drunk Fuck Face to you, buddy.

[–] TexasDrunk 4 points 3 months ago

I didn't even see that photo bomb.

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