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The guys from Metallica have designed a new Sesame Street character to expose preschool children to religion... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Rhynoplaz to c/dadjokes

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The Pastor of Muppets is coming your way!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago

Pastor, pastor
Pastor of muppets, I'm pulling your strings
Growing your mind and hearing your dreams
Listen to me, I'll teach you some things
Just call my name 'cause I'm on your team
Pastor, pastor
Just call my name 'cause I'm on your team
Pastor, pastor

[–] over_clox 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Pastor of Muppets

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MfxcUeP7wmk

[–] Rhynoplaz 8 points 4 weeks ago

I figured I probably wasn't the first to think of it. Thanks for sharing!

[–] Carvex 4 points 4 weeks ago

Beaker!