Maalus

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[–] Maalus 1 points 5 minutes ago

Yeah it's a dick measuring contest. All the time.

[–] Maalus 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Imagine if it was something stupid like "dude, a fisherman came out of fucking nowhere and offers you fish" "mmm fuck that it's poisoned, slap him with it or rub it onto his face or something" "now he smells like fish and jokes about crabs" "pinch his ass with the crab and tell him to fuck off".

Like, if they were actually ripping off your face with fish scales, would you then go "oh fuck good thing they forgot the crab lmao". That just screams masochistic energy. More likely a fisherman went "holy fuck you would not believe, who I just met" "who?" "The fucking emperor dude" "whaaat what did he do" "slap me with my fish" "whaaat that's so random" "yeah and then he pinched me with my crab and told me to fuck off"

Edit: also, was the historian there to witness it? Dude just got his walking diary to see how he fish-face-f'd a random fisherman? Then didn't go "computer, erase the last log"?

[–] Maalus 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Prediction before reading the article - soupped up meele dreadnought in a drop pod, thunderhammer HQ and a sanguinary priest. Haven't played since 8th and haven't played Blood Angels at all, let's see how I do.

Edit: in article 3x intercessor squad, death company, dread and Mephiston. Close, but not quite

[–] Maalus 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You can literally tow any car that's there...

[–] Maalus 2 points 19 hours ago

Too poor to smoke anymore sadly, let alone visit

[–] Maalus 1 points 1 day ago

I don't even know where it is

[–] Maalus 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You write a mod in java, run a gradle build and paste it into minecraft/mods.

Depending on your experience with java, with gamedev and the type of mod you want, it might be incredibly simple or completely impossible. Would benefit from an example of an ask if you have some.

Also remember that more than likely, there is already a mod for whatever he wants.

Edit: on "modifying", if you have source code, not hard at all. If you don't, you need to decompile and swap stuff around, so you are working with gibberish, messing around in code that is most likely incredibly complex. But swap a texture? That should be possible (though I haven't done it myself).

[–] Maalus 3 points 1 day ago

Depends on what you mean by crypto bro. They are an exchange. Seem shady since they aren't regulated and even banned in the UK. Might be too risky for Red Bull or a controversy is brewing.

I5 isn't "a crypto bro thing" in the sense of "buy this amazing crypto coin" and it loses its value the second people buy it, making some dude millions.

[–] Maalus 14 points 1 day ago

Incredibly popular, like 70% of teens use it once a week at least. Popular enough for lawmakers to notice. Popular enough that most other social media tried recreating their success in some capacity. You can even see some trends seeping into other platforms - like "attention grabber" mobile games being put on a video that explains a simple concept, so people don't click off and are invested into the gameplay while listening.

[–] Maalus 20 points 1 day ago

Chad's handwriting is incredible. Guess they had lots of practice over the years. Incredible story, basically what social media should have been

[–] Maalus 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In front of my work in a college town, there were foodtrucks. One with a middle aged dude making like the second best burgers in the city. The other one was "maczanka". It's pulled pork, slowly simmering in sauce for hours, in a medium sized breadroll / sandwich. Both of these were a huge culture shock to a dude from a mid-sized town moving to a former capital. They were so good to eat stoned, holy shit. Sadly, I don't live there anymore. I do miss the burgers and the pulled pork though.

[–] Maalus 3 points 1 day ago

Gdy nie beda mieli drugiej najwiekszej armii w NATO.

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