Kiwi

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Seems like law and order is running smoothly

I'm so glad I didn't get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can't imagine what kind of mischief another cat would've brought

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

ok but I unironically eat kellogg's for dinner because crunchy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Matadamas

It's Spanish and, translated to English, means: Lady-killer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Nah just a dumbass, still love him tho. We sometimes smoke weed together

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

One time I went to friends house to drink with The Boys^tm . At some point I fell asleep only to be woken later by my friend drunkenly covering me in a blanket. Woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and a towel, mother fucker covered me in a towel

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The "survive for 3 days without pooping" post will always be my favorite

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

You what to a kiwi?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Fuck yeah, love me some 🥞

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How I wish I could play it for the first time again, beating the wall of flesh for the first time and discovering that the entire game just shifted to whole new level was amazing. Then, after beating moon lord a couple of times, discovering modded Terraria. There are no words to describe the joy this game has brought me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Terraria. I love Terraria but the start is a chore to get through with how slow everything is. It's still not enough to stop me of course, the game is just too much fun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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