CuddlyCassowary

I think the first paragraph is Dr. Seuss.

It’s the feature in The Onion where they take real news and have satirical “everyday person” responses to it. You won’t find the humor in the headline, but in their “responses.”

Last I heard water had flooded the first floor entirely. Their power went out about six hours ago. They’re in their 80s and stubborn as hell. Hopefully I’ll get an update from them tomorrow. Parents. sigh

My parents in the middle of hurricane Helene.

Thank you for posting this, it was an excellent read and helped put words to some vague notions I was feeling.

No, no, no…Death is…not. Death isn't. You take my meaning. Death is the ultimate negative. Not being. You can't not-be on a boat.

(Apropos user name!)

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

I’m an extrovert. That’s not the problem. This is social bullying. Please don’t frame this as “extrovert” behavior. This is reprehensible social interaction. As an extrovert I would NEVER talk about personal experiences at work. I would NEVER ask anyone to participate in my conversations unless they clearly wanted to. Stop conflating extroversion with bullying.

Yes, air dicking is one thing, but have you seen his sick accordion skills?

https://youtu.be/TOsGt4bEUyU

This is terrifying.

I think it’s more of a mushroom, but point taken.

Same game here…with other added catch phrases. I was hating life this morning. But did you know they sell margaritas in a box with a spigot? Like box wine. I didn’t before last night. Dangerous…