Crackhappy

Brief summary: Sloth goes on murder spree. It is absolutely as ridiculous as you might think and more. Campy and hilarious.

I thought I knew that man for true,

Ones and twos, ones and twos,

But unbeknownst to me and you, that man, that man,

He knew more than me, and you.

Back in the day, I knew what I would get from ASUS and their AURA tech. Pretty simple, just choose what you want and go. My LEDs did what I wanted, it was simple. But no... no they said. Instead we want you to download most of a gig of bullshit to do the same thing, but with extra fucking steps.

I'm pretty sure my light controlling software is now tracking me. I'm not sure if the pattern of my LEDs are watching me or not.

How the shit did we let this come to pass? Why do we let these monstrosities into our life?

I'm part of the problem, I know. I just want my lights to do what I tell them to.

Friends from school, Ah, so cool, Buried head deep into code, Little did we know the load.

Code. Code, code oh the load. Witness me my friend, bury the load in the code.

Ones and ohs, so we know. Buried in the load of code.

I persist. I don't know why or when.

I should be dead, Buried beneath the flames of your yesterday, Still here still here, the premise of your yesterday,

I wish you were here to see me here or there, the promise you made me.

The me you said to me, the me you said I could be.

I am still here, without you.

I was surprised by it too.

This cup has a different way of awarding prizes, should make for an interesting cup.

My partner and I will be visiting Dollywood for the first time in October. We are going for two days. What would you recommend we do? What's the best show? The best ride? The best food? Any cool hidden nooks or crannies?