CADmonkey

joined 1 year ago
[–] CADmonkey 3 points 11 months ago

A pile of speed camera guts, 10 meters of 900-pair phone line, a grounding grid from a substation, and some coils from an orphanage's air conditioner, probably.

[–] CADmonkey 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yes. You can do that without even turning the lawnmower over.

[–] CADmonkey 25 points 11 months ago

If they can keep everyone distracted by The Gays™ or whatever other sexual deviancy the redhats can dream up, then maybe people won't notice the roads falling apart or the useless police, or more importantly, which people are stealing all the money.

[–] CADmonkey 3 points 11 months ago

Yes it will destroy the world in a year, but with Goo™, we will see an increase of 12.6% this quarter!

[–] CADmonkey 2 points 11 months ago (4 children)

hopefully there’s a foolproof way to temporarily disable the blades,

Unplug the spark plug and tuck the wire out of the way.

[–] CADmonkey 2 points 11 months ago

Probably some crybaby who thinks I don't like their tesla because it's electric, when in reality I don't like it because it's a poorly made car.

[–] CADmonkey 1 points 11 months ago

Were they able to keep up with modern traffic and go out to the suburbs and back?

[–] CADmonkey 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Genitals can go in them

[–] CADmonkey 11 points 11 months ago

I had a neighbor just straight up ask me if the school my kid went to had litterboxes instead of bathrooms, because he heard it on the "news".

I spent some time explaining to the poor man what propoganda is, and how to recognize it, and that it's important to understand that if someome is trying to get an emotional reaction out of you, they're trying to manipulate you into doing or thinking something stupid.

He's handicapped and spends a lot of time watching TV, and didn't realize how much news channels have devolved into propoganda outlets.

[–] CADmonkey 2 points 11 months ago

"Ron Desantis" is an anagram of "Sardine Snot"

[–] CADmonkey 1 points 11 months ago

That was my first thought too.

[–] CADmonkey 1 points 11 months ago

I have an ex who was 4'-10". There were definitely cars she couldn't drive.

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