400 calories of Saddam
Agent641
joined 1 year ago
On a golf course putting green.
I was drunk as a skunk.
I climbed the fence and then I took the big ball markers that mark the tee of each hole, and I stabbed the stabby part into a tree until one tree had all the markers stabbed into it.
Then I went to sleep.
Not super proud of that
Those beer pants are ATBGE
Why did I see a tiny, muscular orange man?
Job done:
Don't talk back to the master
If I'm gonna get a foreign language tattooed on me (and I'm probably not gonna until I'm 80 at least) it's gonna be some Sumerian cuniform, probably hate mail to Ea Nasir.
I'll say it then. Good.
Wholistic necromancy
Super low stakes show, it's so peaceful and fun. Except when Becky is yelling at Andy.
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It's not their first time descending into a dictatorship.