this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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[–] assassinatedbyCIA 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If the child was also an immigrant then it would be alien vs predator.

[–] elbarto777 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, I'm an immigrant. This made me burst out laughing!

[–] cheese_greater 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IAmAnImmigrantAndThisMadeMeLaugh 🤣

[–] elbarto777 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a funny subreddit r/IAm13AndThisIsFunny you reminded me of XD, have a great day :)

[–] elbarto777 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I remember, heh!

You too have a great day!

[–] cheese_greater 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I read that as

You, too, have a good day [tented fingers] ;)

XD

[–] cheese_greater 4 points 1 year ago

I smell cursed upvotes coming ur way 😋

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Wow, he even knows how old the child is!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

two, three days old

The kid or the tracks?

[–] Exatron 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

two, three days old

The kid or the tracks?

Yes

[–] cheese_greater 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel bad for laughing about that but hilarious anyway

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I don't, the catholic church has really put in the effort to deserve the reputation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Get'em young get'em fresh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

MST3K, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians," Dec 21, 1991