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[–] NounsAndWords 77 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I almost missed the Spanish upsidedown semicolon

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

In Spanish we open and close all quotations. Like:

  • ¿Tienes cambio? (do you have change?)
  • ¡Me encanta! (I love it!)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't speak Spanish at all, but I really wish more languages would adapt it. It's so much easier to interpret a sentence knowing it's meant to be a question or exclamation right from the start.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I think it looks weird, but to each their own

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, my native language is Spanish but thanks for the clarification to the rest of the audience

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Lol no pillé la ironía perdooon 🙈🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

🙃_All_ of them?🙂

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[–] SolanumChillEse 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just started learning French only to find out you need a Bachelor’s in math just to count past 70.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

In Swiss French we say « septante » (70) « huitante » (80) and « nonante » (90) which is better than counting by 20

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Swiss French doesn't count as French (like Schwiizerdütsch isch nöd Dütsch)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A couple of articles are telling me that Belgian French speakers use sepante and nonante, but not huitante? Is that the case?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

English used to do this too. The most famous example is the first line of Lincoln’s Gettysburg address:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

[–] joneskind 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a French, I understand this post and it hurts because it’s true.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

as someone who gave up on learning french because of those shenanigans, i feel validated

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

IIRC there's some French dialects (Walloon/Belgium French IIRC) that count normally.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oui, et les suisses aussi. Ils utilisent les mots ‘huitante’ ou ‘octante’, et ‘nonante’ pour écrire 80/90.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

programming x linguistics humor

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a programmer and a linguist, this is the kind of content that really gets the happy chemicals flowing through my monkey brain

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

//German

Farbe="#Neunundneunzigdoppelefdoppela;"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hast du etwas zeit für mich

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

More like:

// German
Farbe = "#(9&90)FFAA";

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

German translation probably boils down to:

farbe = '#9FA²'

More efficient, saves half the characters!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Jokes aside, #9FA actually works too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

#99FA9FFA9FAA?

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t how you teach basic counting at a young age in French without learning higher grade level math.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Joke aside, it's not taught as 4 × 20 +10 but simply “90 is pronounced quatre-vingt-dix” — which kinda is a mouthful, but you rarely count to 90 as a kid anyway.

[–] PastorHaggis 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds like you were just a quitter. I counted to 100 all the time to show off.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As guy who hate French language and was learning in 1999 I can confirm it was pain to read the topic of lesson and the date. I was so happy when we switched to 2000.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whole generations of French students that have no idea they escaped having to write "mille neuf cent quatre-vingt dix-neuf" over and over again, in cursive of course.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’d argue it’s 4*20+19 in French, though, otherwise you’d probably need to change some of the other 99 to 90+9.

[–] SolanumChillEse 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nineteen is dix-neuf though. Which is literally ten-nine. 11-16 all have an equivalent word to the English “teens.” Quatorze for example instead of dix-quatre for 14.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Yes but 99 is also literally ninety nine, so the English ones should be 90+9 🤷‍♂️ don’t know about Spanish, though

[–] wama 7 points 2 years ago

Now do the same for: color-primary, color-secondary, button-color ....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I had to read a lot of the comments to understand what the post meant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah. Honestly, I'm still not sure I understand it. ELI5?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The American is how it is supposed to be.

The British one has the "color" changed changed to "colour" due to British spelling of color.

The Spanish one has an upside down semi colon because in Spanish you write questions like this: ¿Is this an example question?

The French one is because the French number system makes absolutely no sense and to say 99 you have to say quatre-vingt-dix-neuf (meaning 4 x 20 + 19).

I hope this helps somehow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The American is how it is supposed to be.

The British one has the “color” changed

[citation needed]

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[–] AlternActive 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

French being french. They have no word for ninety for example, it's four-twenty-ten. Not bullshitting you.

As in Four (times) twenty (plus) 10.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Quatre-vingts-dix-neuf! 🤣

Or as my American-ass says, "Cat vank deez noofs."

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Wait, spanish doesn't do the "we don't have a word for that number, just do math instead" counting system?? I thought the romance languages were tight!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well, there isn't a word for 99 in Spanish or English, in both languages we say 90+9, so that counts as maths.

If you are asking about words for 70, 80 and 90, that is a peculiarity of French, and not even all dialects, some dialects have septante, huitante/octante and nonante for those.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

haha no

It's just the French being weird, there's even some non-France French dialects that count normally.

The Spanish might talk too fast to understand anyway, though.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

If you think French is bad...

// Danish
farve = "#(9+½+5)FFAA"
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