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[–] GreenEnigma 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How DARE you remind me I can see my nose.

And I can see that strange colored spot too.

Thanks.

So much.

You’re amazing.

[–] lolrightythen 15 points 1 year ago

I like to chase my floaters around when I'm bored. Scares the coworkers.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You looked at your nose when you read this post

spoilerYou just looked again, didn't you?

[–] Land_Strider 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No I didn't. My brain is still chad, even if only in that regard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And now you're breathing manually.

[–] konalt 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you know that your tongue never rests normally in your mouth?

[–] Jerkface 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes it does. I've created the optimal amount of suction between my tongue and the roof of my mouth that it hangs from it comfortably, like I imagine a bat would lay in a hammock.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface 2 points 1 year ago

This picture is upside down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i didnt, your black magic has no power over me

[–] iAvicenna 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks now my nose is going to annoy me for the next 30 minutes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's almost been 30min, so I just thought I'd give you another reminder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My app (voyager, the same one you use) shows -1 downvoted to your comment. True legend

Edit: a screenshot of the comment I replied to, showing it has 17 upvotes and -1 downvotes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, the elusive reverse downvote!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It still shows it!

[–] Lemminary 10 points 1 year ago
[–] paddirn 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I could stop seeing my dumb big nose.