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[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Both wrong, its more like this:

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wow, the Enterprise is ripped.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you see him eject his warp core

[–] samus12345 15 points 11 months ago
[–] bigFab 8 points 11 months ago

Thanks. I opened comments looking for weirdier pics

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That looks like it could be the cover of a Chuck Tingle book. Pounded in the butt by my own blue throbbing warp core

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The deep lore is in the comments.

Same as it ever was.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 29 points 11 months ago

Warp nacelles makes ship go fast. So warp nacelles are the legs. It’s the first one, not the United SpongeBob SquarePants Enterprise.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the Enterprise comes from a long line of nudists. we all know that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 10 months ago

If the enterprise were a nevernude, how would it wear its cutoffs

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Depends on where the sexual organs are ..... which leads to the question .... if the Enterprise had sexual organs, where would they be?

[–] ObsidianBlk 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean... The Enterprise is always doing questionable things with that deflector dish.

My head cannon says the Enterprise explored a wormhole to the Farscape universe, did a reverse gravaton beam on Moya, then immediately went back through the wormhole... And that's how Moya got pregnant.

Would also explain why all starships in the federation, after that point, were female (no dangly deflector)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So in the pants image ....

Picture one shows the Enterprise proudly flashing everyone without shame

And picture two is more discrete

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In the episode where the baby alien is nursing off the enterprise (or was that Voyager?) which part of the ship was it suckling? That part is the boobies.

Edit: The boobies are near the impulse engines.

Boobies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guarantee there's some fanfic written in the past 60 years that could answer this question for us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

First off: Thanks, I hate it. Now that's possibly in my head forever.

Secondly, you're probably right.

[–] radix 6 points 11 months ago

First Officer's quarters.

[–] robolemmy 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If the Enterprise was built in Florida, it’d be a combination of the two.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If the Enterprise was built in Florida, we'd be asking on which nacelle the Enterprise wears its ankle monitor.

[–] robolemmy 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think we’re talking about two different floridas. Yours is the young and poor one, where mine is the old, retiree snowbird one.

“Inside every state there are two Floridas…”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One wants a red hat, the other wants a face tat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

One is a Parrot Head, the other a meth head.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Both wrong.

Apologies for the quick and dirty phone edit:

The nacelles Make It Go, the saucer section is the head, and the neck is... Well, a neck. This is the OG enterprise, so it's old. And old people wear their pants high.

Therefore I submit to you that this is the only acceptable version, even if it isn't wearing shoes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This is the final, most correct answer for sure!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 10 months ago

The enterprise does have a lot of engineers. It would wear overalls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

First for the main universe, the second for the parallel/Terran universe.

[–] samus12345 5 points 11 months ago

Going by the general design of living things (on Earth, at least) being a tube with appendages at various points, I'd say the first one is more likely.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 11 months ago
[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

None of them.

Enterprise prefers to fly easy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Free- ~~ballin'~~ Dilithium Crystalin'

[–] wreckedcarzz 2 points 11 months ago

Like this, obviously