Now gotta wear the clown suit during his therapy session and peek from window. Let him suffer for his whole life ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?
Details don't really matter for made up stories.
You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?
That's the best part of being a mall Santa.
Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It's amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional
My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.
"not tonight. He broke both his arms so we're going to spend quality time. How about tomorrow night?"
Now there's a reference I hadn't seen in a while
It's not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win
Writing on the wall in your siblings' house not wierd too...
That is one hell of a way to develop clown trauma
"My nephew was being a brat, so I emotionally traumatized him"
Boogie’s brother Homie don’t play dat.
Not the asshole, your nephew your rules