Wasn't expecting to be hit with the tyrannical equivalent of "Just the tip!" today, lol.
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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We get to have a little dictatorship as a treat.
Like an appetizer
If that's the appetizer, I'm not sure I want the main course...
Come on its just a hint of a police state
An authoritarian spritz, if you will
How was I supposed to know you were lactose intolerant?
Seems legit. I never knew you could just do limited versions. So like:
- One day dictator
- Just a little genocide
- Racist against a single group.
- Limited war
I was watching Chris Christie on stage in the GOP debate being the sensible person. What the actual F....
special military operation
Every day will be day one
ha, tomorrow you can have democracy. Too bad tomorrow is always a day away.
It's like Groundhog Day but not funny.
Oh that would be a great 3rd movie.
He will abolish the calendar.
Just like every week was infrastructure week.
In an unrelated note, Trump embraces Amazon's "It's always day 1 culture"
Come on guys, don't you trust him? He seems like such a trustworthy fella.
He who has the best words meant
From the first first day
He just needs to get a quick Night of the long Knives in and then he'll totally stop being a dictator.
He was actually referring to a Venus day