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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Nutella is usually eaten on bread, which is made from wheat.

Pasta is made from wheat.

What is the issue here?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

According to the cube rule of food, pasta is a type of nachos. I have no idea how this is helpful though.

My own 2 cents is that something like string theory is at play here... the dimensionality of the sandwich is all wrapped up in what appears to be a 1-dimensional carbohydrate noodle, but if you could zoom in with a crazy powerful electronic microscope, theoretically the pasta might actually look like a stupendously long sub sandwich.

It's all a matter of perspective.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My personal rule is "carbohydrate bases are mostly interchangeable".

If a topping works on bread/toast, it also works on a pizza base, Yorkshire pudding, noodles, chips (fries), rice, pasta, pancake etc

For example - tomato sauce, mozzarella, basil and pepperoni works on a pizza. I can confirm it is still delicious on toast, pasta, rice, Yorkshire Pudding, chips.

Controversially, this means sweet pancake toppings should also work on pizza bases or noodles.

Therefore this would mean that Nutella on pasta is probably pretty nice.

Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

[–] TheBat 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Controversially, this means sweet pancake toppings should also work on pizza bases or noodles.

Pizza/pasta with chocolate sauce, apples, bacon, and fresh bananas (replacing fresh basil)?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The toppings should still follow normal food rules, so maybe not so much the bacon, unless sweet bacon is a thing that exists? But otherwise, yeah - no reason why not :)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back to the bowels of hell with thee, demon!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Describing my heritage is not answering the question.

So, I'll ask again:

What is the issue here?

[–] GlitterInfection 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GlitterInfection 3 points 1 year ago

Now you're thinking!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

C'mere, I'm gonna give you a bowl of fresh picked wheat mixed in with Nutella

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You kid, but I'd you boil it like pasta, it makes a good side dish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Boiled grains with sweetening added is pretty much just rice pudding. No reason why this shouldn't work with wheat

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if algorithms are spying on me here because I just ate a jar of Nutella today.

[–] Kase 2 points 1 year ago

LemmySeesAll. LemmyKnowsAll.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I didn't even see the pasta. I think I'd prefer the plate of Nutella.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Agreed. TBH this would probably taste pretty good as long as you don’t salt the pasta when cooking it.

Dessert spaghetti :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Exactly. I don't see a problem either. Heck I'd probably do a peanut butter pasta with strawberry jam topping.

[–] Tsaot 25 points 1 year ago

My wife: "At least it's not ketchup."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s got to be against the Geneva Convention.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk, man. With the right pasta, like one laced with marzipan; I feel like I might be able to connect with some. Maybe soba

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are either a genius or quite mad.

[–] TheBat 2 points 1 year ago

The line between them is very fuzz and takes more turns then the international date line.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

According to the cube rule of food, pasta is a type of nachos. I have no idea how this is helpful though.

My own 2 cents is that something like string theory is at play here... the dimensionality of the sandwich is all wrapped up in what appears to be a 1-dimensional carbohydrate noodle, but if you could zoom in with a crazy powerful electronic microscope, theoretically the pasta might actually look like a stupendously long sub sandwich.

It's all a matter of perspective.

Edit: shit, I meant to reply to Pons_Aelius... oh well.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

shit, I meant to reply to Pons_Aelius...

Here, I'll help. Watch me 😄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Team work makes the dream work 🫡

[–] LesserAbe 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“I have the right to do anything,” you say—but not everything is beneficial. “I have the right to do anything”—but not everything is constructive. - 1 Corinthians 10:23

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" (Matt. 27:46, KJV)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's it I'm converting

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This is a popular theist argument. “What is to stop people from eating pasta with chocolate spread if God does not exist and Bible/Qur'an/my Facebook feed/Torah is wrong?”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And I eat it all and mentally masturbate over what is the most just and righteous course of action by producing body doubles and multiple personalities to experience a simulation of the current circumstances or events occurring

[–] Selmafudd 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta grate some icecream on top

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dippin Dots ?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was scrolling a bit fast, and thought to myself “Oh, Jajangmyeon“. Then I looked again and that’s when I saw the murder victim, officer.

[–] idunnololz 6 points 1 year ago

Well peanut noodles are a real thing. And Nutella is a "hazelnut" spread. Peanut and hazelnuts both have nuts in their name. So when you think about it, Nutella noodles are just a confirmation of half life 3.

[–] sfbing 5 points 1 year ago

I was sure that Buddy had done this, in "Elf", but I looked it up and that had been maple syrup. This looks even better.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok hear me out, that'd actually go hard on pancake spaghetti tho

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] LemmyKnowsBest 4 points 1 year ago

okay but if the mere thought of eating that makes me want to vomit, and actually eating it WOULD make me vomit, why would anyone do that to themselves? Morality has nothing to do with texture and taste.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, that you didn't stop to think if you should.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus, can you put an NSFW tag on this one?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nutella Spaghetti For Win

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, if I consent to eating that what's the problem?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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