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Baldur's Gate 3

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Baldur’s Gate 3 is a story-rich, party-based RPG set in the universe of Dungeons & Dragons, where your choices shape a tale of fellowship and betrayal, survival and sacrifice, and the lure of absolute power. (Website)

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[–] paddirn 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank goodness, lack of ball physics was really killing the immersion for me. This update was long overdue.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I was going to up vote this, but it has already reached 69

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I just noticed this yesterday. As a gay man, I find this makes the game even more fun to play. I hope everyone else is enjoying seeing the guys jiggle.

Larian keeps perfecting the game, and I am very impressed with that level of dedication from a gaming company.

[–] FireTower 52 points 1 year ago

As a heterosexual man, the game went from utterly unplayable to game of the year. Magic I can suspend my disbelief for. But a lack of johnson physics? That's a step too far.

Finally a truly immersive gaming experience.

[–] elbarto777 18 points 1 year ago

I'm not gay, and I welcome this change!

Enjoy!

[–] dojan 15 points 1 year ago

Love jiggly dicks, so this is certainly welcome!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Balls, dicks, ass and boobs jiggle physics for all!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think BG3 has boob physics, though. That or every character has +3 Implants of Toughness.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Time to get some developers from the dead or alive xtreme series involved!

[–] Shou 2 points 1 year ago

Tbh. Implants of toughness sound good. It uses a special armor slot. Does it stack with other +3 armor bonuses?

[–] Nihilore 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You don’t need to censor dicks on lemmy, there’s no algorithm that punishes you because of advertisers here

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah, it's very much appreciated by people who don't want to randomly see genitals in their feed.

[–] scrion 13 points 1 year ago

That's not supposed to be solved by censorship, though, as that affects people who DO want to see random, artificial dicks flailing around, and your personal preferences should not forcefully be applied to everyone, right?

If it has dicks flopping around in the wind, it should be marked as NSFW, and your client should be set to blur and/or filter those posts. That solves the issue amicably for all parties.

[–] Acters 7 points 1 year ago

Says you, obviously Nihilore loves seeing cock and balls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... okay, but the article and image are Kotaku's...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If it makes it better, the video isn't censored at all. Just the thumbnail is.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Now give me a thrusting animation so I can stand on boxes in front of NPCs and slap them with my floppy dongus.

[–] Fedizen 4 points 1 year ago