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submitted 11 months ago by Ghostalmedia to c/pizzacrimes

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[–] spittingimage 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What crime? Looks like a perfectly good pizza to me.

[–] BleatingZombie 5 points 11 months ago

At the very worst it looks like exactly what was ordered. Nothing wrong with that

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Both sad and beautiful.
The cake is a nice touch.

[–] farcaster 13 points 11 months ago

As an olive aficionado, that olive-laden pie is the beautiful part.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Is that a side of more olives on the left? Kudos, they really did all they could without getting fired

[–] jopepa 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That’s so many olives! It’s such a nice feeling to make someone smile. I hope you didn’t get written up.

Edit: the photos definitely not a restaurant 🤦‍♂️. I’m sorry you’re going through some tough days OP. Olives are best; enjoy your hundred tiny tires/slice.

[–] Cruxifux 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why do you think it’s not from a restaurant?

[–] jopepa 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

All the stuff around the edges looks much more domestic than any pizza kitchen I’ve worked in.

Edit: I misunderstood your question, excuse me. I think this pizza is from a restaurant, but I initially was speaking to the restaurant employee that I thought took the picture. Looking more closely it’s obviously OP’s dining room and not a commercial kitchen, so I made an edit to speak to the person that ordered the pizza instead of the makers.

[–] chetradley 5 points 11 months ago

The real crime is that it costs $30.