this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] GrammatonCleric 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

It's a rescue. It has had a hard life.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop slut shaming oranges.

[–] badbytes 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

$20 dollars is $20 dollars.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What you described is a ho. Hoes do it for money. Sluts do it because they want to. Although you can be both.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At $20 that's either a cheap ho ... or a really talented slut

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago

Either way, it's a lot for one bag of oranges.

[–] TseseJuer 3 points 1 year ago

20 dollars dollars is 20 dollars dollars

[–] rifugee 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh shit, I think I just discovered a kink. I have always enjoyed ripping open those bags, but I have never had the opportunity to rip fishnet stockings. Now, it occurs to me that I may really enjoy ripping open a pair of fishnet stockings to get to the...fruit...inside.

[–] DicksMcgee43 8 points 1 year ago

Ding: New Kink Unlocked

[–] TseseJuer 2 points 1 year ago

fish inside the fishnets

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depending on where you are ... no nut November is over now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You know you're down bad when you're losing NNN to a bag of oranges.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In France we do it with oignons...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

They're mandarines, not concubines

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Just Look at that juicy orange color. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a fishnet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be careful, we might have some citrus-stealing whores in this community

https://youtu.be/d_V-BQ-FSlI?si=HmFsx4jnpv_4v7jA

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/d_V-BQ-FSlI?si=HmFsx4jnpv_4v7jA

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.