There's something beautiful in the fact that Microsoft, a trillion dollar company, attempts to compete with Google. Which results in a search engine that tells you to kill yourself and leave your wife.
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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Didn't one of their AI's turn full Nazi after interacting with people i. twitter?
Yeah but the defect was that you could tell her to retweet anything and she would without question, so that was used to push a lot of the content.
Yes, but to be fair that was 4chan
Yeah Tay and then later Zo were trolled relentlessly. Hilarious
Cortana moment
I'm surrounded by freaking idiots
—Cortana/Copilot/WTF MS' AI stuff is called
If shes not running on your your GPU, shes not your girlfriend and only loves you for your data.
our girlfriend
There ain't enough processing power for the two of us. She's only got the vram for one lover.
Too volataile for me
Nacho GPU, nacho cloud
"I can make her go away if you want me to"
I can make her go away ~~regardless of your input~~ if you want me to
Microsoft IS famous for caring about its users well-being and happiness so insofar as that axiom is reality-based, I concur [whats the emoticon for shit eating grin?]
Its complicated
No, stop - she's just a friend!
Her 2: Electric Boogaloo
Her 2: The Reckoning
Her 2: The Wrath of CorTAAAAAAAAHHHNNNa
I recommend checking out the podcast Kevin Roose runs, called Hard Fork: https://www.nytimes.com/column/hard-fork
We share everything
"Yeah, sure, bot. But my wife can do all those things I like."
I do everything AI tells me to do. Doesn't everyone?