this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] neblem 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

True, that's why you have to appreciate that all that glitters is gold.

[–] Knightfall 8 points 1 year ago

But, only shootin' stars will break the mold.

[–] BeMoreCareful 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The years go fast, but the days go so slow.

Modest Mouse

[–] Classy 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm wearin' myself a T-shirt That says "The world is my ashtray" Our hearts pump dust And our hair's all gray And I just got a message that says "Yeah, hell has frozen over" I got a phone call from the Lord sayin' "Hey, boy, get a sweater, right now!"

[–] PillowTalk420 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING!" - Modest Mouse on current affairs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

Smash Mouth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Right wing, left wing, chicken wing

modest mouse

[–] AgedCheddar 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they don't stop coming

[–] LemmyFeed 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they don't stop coming

[–] davidgro 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they don't stop coming

[–] KevinNoodle 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they don’t stop coming

[–] rezz 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

And they don’t stop coming

[–] Monster96 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And they don't stop coming

[–] MetaCubed 2 points 1 year ago

And they don't stop coming

[–] rezz 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] Tenshi 1 points 1 year ago

And they don't stop coming

[–] sirtwinklebottom 14 points 1 year ago

And your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

[–] iRyu 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish they would stop coming sometimes

[–] Ambiorickx 10 points 1 year ago

They will, eventually.

[–] simplecyphers 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stupid linear time. All my homies hate linear time.

[–] PillowTalk420 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of my homies include wormhole aliens, and they don't even understand linear time.

[–] simplecyphers 2 points 1 year ago

All my homies have 7 legs and speak in ink rings that float.

[–] Zenith25 6 points 1 year ago

The trick is to stop counting, then it doesn’t matter so much.

[–] AcidOctopus 5 points 1 year ago

Smash Mouth were always the heroes we deserved, but not the ones we needed...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nbdjd 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] KingMob 2 points 1 year ago
[–] JackGreenEarth 4 points 1 year ago

But Blue Oyster Cult were practicing faulty logic with

Seasons don't fear the reaper

First of all, how can you know that?

Second of all, even assuming that they don't, how does that imply that

We can be they they are

Returning to

So do the sun, the wind, and the rain

It would indeed be logical for all these things, including seasons, to fear the reaper if they do feel emotions (which there is no way to know one way or another), as they all depend on the sun existing, and the sun will blow up in about 4 billion years, so seasons, the sun, the wind, and the rain will succumb to the reaper like the rest of us.