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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Man I wish.

Getting everyone to agree on a date and time for D&D is harder than any encounter you could face in-game

[–] WhiteHawk 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I swear, planning any sort of group activity with adults is an absolute nightmare

[–] Damdy 8 points 1 year ago

Plan the activity with a smaller group than you would want initially. Then invite others to an already organized event and rely on fomo to get people to go. Works great.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have two small friend groups of four and in both is someone who often works weekend, so that's always fun trying to plan something, let alone if I want to have both groups somewhere. It was honestly a miracle I could get all 6 of them in one place at the same time somewhat close to my birthday.

[–] Zarek2472 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The way myself and my party does it is we play every other week on Saturday from 6pm to 10pm. This way everyone knows the schedule and can plan around it. If people can't clear their schedule to play then we replace them. It's harsh but it's the only way I found to play D&D consistently.

And I myself have excused myself from a game because my life schedule changed and couldn't keep the commitment I had previously and it would be too much work for the rest of the party to change their schedules.

[–] rockSlayer 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Harsh but fair. It ensures that everyone can work their schedule out in advance, while also presenting clear expectations for participating in a voluntary hobby. Is there a consecutive number of missing sessions before being replaced? If not, how does the DM work it out in the campaign?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You have to be harsh, otherwise nobody gets to play. When we started our new group we made sure to inform everyone that playing DnD is not to be treated as a secondary hobby that can just be canceled for other stuff all the time. Make it your priority, plan other things around the sessions if you want to play with that group. Of course, any emergencies excluded but otherwise treat it as if it is your sport club training. If you miss too many sessions, you're out.

I know this sounds super arrogant and mean, but it's the only thing that works consistently. Also filters out friends who are not ready or able to commit that much time for playing.

[–] snuff 1 points 1 year ago

I only run west marches style games now. The pcs need to be back in town by end of session or miss out on carousing or possibly worse depending on where they are. Each game is self contained so people can drop or join as they want.

[–] problematicPanther 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to lure them by asserting drink.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've found that few people can resist the call of "New York Style Cheesecake Stuffed, Chocolate Covered, Graham Cracker Rolled, Strawberries."

I have had friends say they put on a pound just reading the name, lol.

[–] random_character_a 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't even get more than 3 people to join in a multiplayer session on steam and you don't even have be physically there.

[–] littlewonder 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] random_character_a 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Various. Barotrauma, Phasmophobia, Lethal Company...etc.

Left out Deep Rock Galactic, since if you can't get friends to joint, you can always make new ones. Only game where randos are never a nuisance.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You've got to get people to commit to a weekly slot, ad-hoc sessions lead to madness

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's been over a year and there are still two people that haven't finished their damn character sheets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or even just a board game night.

Maybe it just means boring guys. Drinking is a secondary activity, not a primary one.

[–] Donkter 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah this convo is either saying they're going to a bar which can be fun. Or they're 18-22 and drinking is as much about buying the alcohol as it is imbibing it.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was a student, a friend texted me one evening:

"Tequila. Name of our usual bar. Now."

I replied "OK" and was there 20 minutes later. She was a little surprised, but learned exactly the lesson of this post that evening.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Proximity really makes friendships better, and at least easier. Some of the best memories are made on a whim. And even with the busiest people you can have a better chance of seeing them with a spontaneous text versus a long-term plan.

[–] Mr_Blott 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I was a lad, it was two words, the first with a question mark, the second with a full stop

Pint?

Pint.

[–] CurlyMoustache 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It is universal. A full conversation from when I was younger:

Øl?

Øl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CurlyMoustache 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What about the time dimension though? Oh silly me it's if course right now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was younger (and it wasn't about drinking but smoking):

?

!

[–] ilhamagh 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A question mark? You got laid off a question mark?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't see the connection?

I mean, the answer is actually yes (if I understand correctly that once a single question mark led to me being laid) , but I don't understand how you come up with the question

[–] ilhamagh 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm 7 months too late. I thought you were just making reference to How I met your mother's episode where Barney got laid off of a question mark, and my reply is how Lily responded.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Makes sense, thanks for the (late) explanation xD

[–] PP_BOY_ 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is literally how we taught English to the Russian exchange student in our dorm back in uni

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since drinking is most likely their first hobby 😂.

[–] problematicPanther 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Drinking and fucking around with Ladas in the garage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Some pretty cool things came from garages and drinking/smoking 😉.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

when I drink you drink we drink

[–] PopShark 4 points 1 year ago

I put my hands up on your pitcher

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Just happened Saturday. Told the boys randomly to drink at 9pm and they showed up 10 mins later.

[–] kameecoding 8 points 1 year ago

too bad I don't drink anymore, well actually I drank this Saturday while celebrating a friend's birthday but I literally can't remember when I drank before that, probably like my birthday in May.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I am drank. Peace out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Simple like caveman

[–] Emerald 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Image Transcription: Text and Text Messages


This is how easy it is for guys to make plans.

Left: I drink tonight

Right: I drink

Left: You drink with me

Right: I drink with you

Left: We drink

[–] jopepa 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The spanish class speaking test that concerned Sra. Rodgers enough to call our parents.