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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your face when you go to the store to buy groceries, only to find that the prices have increased again.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 10 months ago

Every single week

[–] samus12345 14 points 10 months ago

tries "hot bitches" instead

still sad

[–] netburnr 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s for when you’re referring to more people than every single person that you’re referring to.

See: ATM machine, a machine that dispenses automated teller machines; PIN number, the number that must be used in order to use a personal identification number; NIC card, a network interface card that a NIC uses to access a network interface.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not sure what the correct way to write the contraction is, but I assumed it was short for 'all of you will' when used in this context

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be clear, we are picking apart common vernacular and lingo, but generally, “y’all” is a contraction of “you all”, making “all (of) you all” rather redundant, but most probably used for emphasis.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 10 months ago

Ding ding ding it was an entirely meaningless albeit intentional turn of phrase

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget beans. It's so funny, bc beans!!

[–] lemmyman 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ever put beans on your hotdog? Mmmm

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 10 months ago

Damn this are some hot beans

[–] dadGPT 7 points 10 months ago

should have tried stepdogs

[–] pastaPersona 5 points 10 months ago

hot dog? hot.. dog..?

[–] Ghostalmedia 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

*bonk* go straight to horny jail, puppy