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PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.) (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

1/6... There are 5 more of these out there. Somewhere...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Watchout boys, she'll chew you up.

[–] Jerb322 15 points 1 year ago

Woo-hoo here she comes....

[–] bmsok 7 points 1 year ago

It's cool. I'm a snack.

[–] dohpaz42 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you have sex and then die? Where’s the problem?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Before you die, you’ll experience flesh being ripped off your face and scalp until you eventually die from bleeding. Maybe the shock will kill you first but I honestly don’t know.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depending on the terrain you may be able to outrun her. Those cleats will give her the advantage on grass and carpet, but if you can make it to a laminate floor, you've got a chance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ain't no way you outrun her. She can fly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so... no head?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Only after coitus.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Worth it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–] piranhaphish 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://youtu.be/QUlxnCmnlas

[–] ekZepp 5 points 1 year ago

As long as she didn't cut and heat my head afterwards...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I can fix her. I can fix her. I CAN fix her. Get me in there, coach!