By 2050, movies would become vertical and under 1 minute long.
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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They have to be longer, allowing extra time for bullshit nonsense telling us to smash that like and subscribe button.
like today how movies are 6 hours long but only 4 of them are Scorsese jerking off?
They will be made horizontal but converted to vertical by putting subway surfers gameplay underneath
It sounds like a one minute movie to me
Nice try, but all movies by 2050 will be strings of 15 second advertisements that just share a common cast.
While a mincraft speedrun plays on a separate screen
Aren't Disney movies already advertisements?
“The Disneys”
“Be sure to collect your complimentary jar of Captain America™ or Brigadier General Marvel™ sauce on the way out. Creamy Alfredo with a hint of pineapple or spicy warm marinara, you decide!” *note acceptance of sauce constitutes acceptance of terms and conditions for Disneylife™
Bold of then to assume movies by then won't be full-on advertisements for the most useless products that have a 90000% price markup. And that they'll last more than a minute as to accommodate the average attention span being so atrocious that focusing on anything will be impossible.
It's already here. It's called the Michael Bay Transformer movies.
You need to clarify if you meant Champions of Europe or Captain Britain specifically.
This is gold MeatCanyon material
By then, Sony and Morbius will have been owned by Disney too
Disney will be the only one left and the only one allowed to release movies. All movies are Marvel, Star Wars, and Pixar Cars & Toy Story sequels.
Not enough twitch and Fortnite and emoji references.
captain Europe
im fucking dead lmao
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Guys do I need to worry if i think I could like this movie? Waiting for 2050.