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[–] [email protected] 126 points 11 months ago (4 children)

By 2050, movies would become vertical and under 1 minute long.

[–] BroBot9000 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lev_Astov 4 points 11 months ago

I hate the people who have allowed this to become popular.

[–] jaybone 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They have to be longer, allowing extra time for bullshit nonsense telling us to smash that like and subscribe button.

[–] funkless 12 points 11 months ago

like today how movies are 6 hours long but only 4 of them are Scorsese jerking off?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

They will be made horizontal but converted to vertical by putting subway surfers gameplay underneath

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

It sounds like a one minute movie to me

[–] psycho_driver 56 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nice try, but all movies by 2050 will be strings of 15 second advertisements that just share a common cast.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

While a mincraft speedrun plays on a separate screen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Aren't Disney movies already advertisements?

[–] slaacaa 25 points 11 months ago

“The Disneys”

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

“Be sure to collect your complimentary jar of Captain America™ or Brigadier General Marvel™ sauce on the way out. Creamy Alfredo with a hint of pineapple or spicy warm marinara, you decide!” *note acceptance of sauce constitutes acceptance of terms and conditions for Disneylife™

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bold of then to assume movies by then won't be full-on advertisements for the most useless products that have a 90000% price markup. And that they'll last more than a minute as to accommodate the average attention span being so atrocious that focusing on anything will be impossible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's already here. It's called the Michael Bay Transformer movies.

[–] uid0gid0 13 points 11 months ago

You need to clarify if you meant Champions of Europe or Captain Britain specifically.

[–] Fwoggey 10 points 11 months ago

This is gold MeatCanyon material

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

By then, Sony and Morbius will have been owned by Disney too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Disney will be the only one left and the only one allowed to release movies. All movies are Marvel, Star Wars, and Pixar Cars & Toy Story sequels.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Not enough twitch and Fortnite and emoji references.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

captain Europe

im fucking dead lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Verification Can 2

[–] Kerandir 2 points 11 months ago

Guys do I need to worry if i think I could like this movie? Waiting for 2050.