this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 year ago (4 children)

By 2050, movies would become vertical and under 1 minute long.

[–] BroBot9000 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lev_Astov 4 points 1 year ago

I hate the people who have allowed this to become popular.

[–] jaybone 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They have to be longer, allowing extra time for bullshit nonsense telling us to smash that like and subscribe button.

[–] funkless 12 points 1 year ago

like today how movies are 6 hours long but only 4 of them are Scorsese jerking off?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

They will be made horizontal but converted to vertical by putting subway surfers gameplay underneath

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It sounds like a one minute movie to me