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Sorry didn't know where to post this and it's been heavy on my mind.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Lag 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can't even go one day without reading about shit pressing on prostates.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've got like 2 years without reading stuff like that lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

are you even living?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago
[–] MataVatnik 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Been there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting

[–] Crackhappy 1 points 1 year ago

Even better is Blumpkin Time!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The challenge was 3days, how long have you been ~~to~~ holding it?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm slipping after 3 days. It's like putting on beer goggles.

[–] t_jpeg 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gets easier after day 7 trust me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bigmclargehuge 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Going for no shit november eh?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's concerning that you can't tell the difference...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate... Nvm don't bother

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I've shot it over my head before....

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points 1 year ago

It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.

[–] UtMan1988 13 points 1 year ago

That's what it's there to do! It's like asking "Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It's actually both, thank you for asking.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Horny. I just took a shit so I know it's not the other option.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Germans watching Scheißeporn once again found an elegant solution to the problem.

[–] ohlaph 5 points 1 year ago

If you have a scat fetish, it could be both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] t_jpeg 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Alivrah 3 points 1 year ago

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