UtMan1988

joined 2 years ago
[–] UtMan1988 7 points 1 week ago

"Please state the nature of your genocide."

[–] UtMan1988 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Guns 'N' Roses

[–] UtMan1988 7 points 3 weeks ago

Me too. I click a reddit link, and the app opens to remind me

[–] UtMan1988 6 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] UtMan1988 3 points 4 weeks ago
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submitted 1 month ago by UtMan1988 to c/cat
 

Got her when she was a very sick chicken nugget, nursed and raised her, now she exists to spite God.

[–] UtMan1988 16 points 1 month ago

Why does my phone keep showing me pictures of birds?

[–] UtMan1988 2 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna go click that button you worked so hard on. You should be very proud!

[–] UtMan1988 2 points 1 month ago

kill -15

Terminate normally if possible.

[–] UtMan1988 4 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, in Star Trek Online...

[–] UtMan1988 49 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You don't know why, but you can assemble a gun from it.

[–] UtMan1988 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would trust Hannibal Lector more than Oz, frankly.

[–] UtMan1988 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
 

I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007

 

I'll just die, thanks.

 
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Sucks to suck! (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by UtMan1988 to c/pics
 

Found in the wild in Tennessee

 
 
 

A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.

 

I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.

So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

 
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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by UtMan1988 to c/illegallysmolcats
 
 

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