"It is better to wake up and pee than pee and wake up"
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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Get diapers, then you can pee in your sleep as much as you want.
It does have a capacity. Can't be pissing too much.
Get another one, problem solved
Just go all day. Never have to worry about the bathroom again.
I rather pissed myself than using diaper
So Ruining mattresses and bedding and making the whole place smell like piss is much less embarrassing for you huh
I follow a rule that I saw written in sharpie at a hipster bar bathroom in Calgary, Alberta: piss in the sink or sink in the piss.
Reminds me of "It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum"
One just begets the other
10/10 meme.
8 year old me feels personally attacked.
Both?
Piss Sleeping in
Pissing Sleep Inn
In sleep pissInn
What about sleep shitting then?
Shitting in sleep and sleeping in shit are both pretty grim
Piss sleeping is understandable, but shit sleeping? How is that even possible?
Don't worry it hardens. Especially if you roll around in you sleep to even it up.