this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Op i gotta ask, what the fuck are you reading in your free time?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

…and where can I find it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

What a creative user name :p

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(made with crappy built-in phone image editor)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] konalt 15 points 1 year ago

what the fuck is this template

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The Brown Cloud of Death

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Wow she can make waves 🥲

[–] BackOnMyBS 9 points 1 year ago

I don't think I get it. If it were just a fart, she'd be what? Is the joke that she just shit in the water?? If that's the case, then her comment is confusing to me. She could have said, "Mmm, that's not just a fart 😌," or something like that so I'm not wondering if there is an implication.

[–] drislands 6 points 1 year ago

IIRC from seeing this on Reddit, some guys are underwater doing Kamehameha to make it look like she's farting.

Nb: I may be remembering wrong.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MightyGalhupo 3 points 1 year ago

Sauce?

Sure man, I got you covered:

Brown sauces:

Bordelaise sauce

Chateaubriand sauce

Charcutiere sauce

Chaudfroid sauce

Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine

Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats

Mushroom gravy

Romesco sauce

Sauce Africaine

Sauce au Poivre

Sauce Robert

Butter sauces:

Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce

Beurre blanc

Beurre manie

Beurre monté

Beurre noisette

Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce

Meuniere sauce

Emulsified sauces:

Remoulade seaweed sauce

Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil

Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk

Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient

Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon

Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce

Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce

Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise

Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)

Fish sauces:

Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies

Clam sauce – Pasta sauce

Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce

Green sauces:

See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs

Tomato sauces:

Tomato sauces

Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment

Hot sauces:

Pepper sauces

Pique sauce

Mustard sauces

Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds

Chile pepper-tinged sauces

Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine

Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:

Buffalo Sauce

Chili sauce

Datil pepper sauce

Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce

Pique Sauce

Sriracha sauce

Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand

Meat-based sauces:

Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri

Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce

Barese ragù

Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat

Carbonara – Italian pasta dish

Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti

Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce

Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines

Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine

Pink sauces:

Pink sauce

Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:

Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle

Chimichurri – Food sauce

Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco

Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil

Onion sauce

Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix

Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil

Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment

Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds

Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos

Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce

Sauce vierge

Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce

Sweet sauces:

Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d’épices

Pork with peach sauce

Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples

Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries

Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery

Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars

Chocolate gravy

Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient

Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries

Crème anglaise

Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg

Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient

Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless

Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip

Mango sauce

Peach sauce

Plum sauce – Chinese condiment

Strawberry sauce

Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water

Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce

Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine

White sauces:

Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish

Alfredo sauce

Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]

Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta

Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms

Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese

Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine

Sauce Américaine

Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce

Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce

Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk

[–] LukeMedia 3 points 1 year ago

Well, this is certainly a shit-post

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 2 points 1 year ago
[–] SendMePhotos 2 points 1 year ago

Yes what is this

[–] MightyGalhupo 2 points 1 year ago

What is this and where can I read it

[–] havokdj 1 points 1 year ago

Will someone please drop the sauce already its been like over a week at this point