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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] dual_sport_dork 28 points 9 months ago

Yeah? He sure took his sweet fucking time as well, didn't he? Oh, right. "Mysterious ways."

[–] Illuminostro 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh great, another delusional zealot. What could possibly go wrong...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And my book here (I am yet to write it but its gonna be a best seller, trust me) says he should go eat a bag of dicks

I don't make the rules sorry, start chomping mate

[–] Leviathan 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What the fuck is this dipshit on about?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

LoL! My sentiment exactly.

Also, "I'm in danger."

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[–] reddig33 23 points 9 months ago
[–] StarshotJohn 22 points 9 months ago

We are fuckin doomed over here

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

~~3rd~~ 2nd in line for the Presidency.

Thanks @[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So the Republic of Gilead may actually happen? Are there enough checks and balances left to stop the US from becoming a Christian Saudi Arabia? Is it time to leave Canada before their destiny is manifested all over us?

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[–] Hoomod 20 points 9 months ago

He did a fair amount of shady shit in the shadows and let other people be the face of it

I wonder how he's going to deal with actually being in the spotlight (other than drying his tears with money)

[–] SuddenlyBlowGreen 17 points 9 months ago

Oh great, another christian in a position of power trying to enact a theocracy.

Because we didn't have enough of those already...

[–] n0m4n 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Countries that are dominated with one religion, inevitably break down by religious dissention. "One nation, under my God has no liberty, and justice, for all, * (unless they are members of my religious sect)".

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