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[–] JJROKCZ 73 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Plural of deer is deer btw, just like moose

[–] He11oWor1d 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] ProfessorProteus 23 points 1 year ago
[–] IanSomnia 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A FLOCK OF MOOSEN

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] sam2099 7 points 1 year ago
[–] pillars_in_the_trees 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless you're talking about multiple species of deer.

[–] JJROKCZ 6 points 1 year ago

True, same with fish and fishes. English is fun

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (20 children)

Why is it bad when ants do it?

[–] TofuWater 158 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ants follow eachother in a line so they don't get lost on their way back to the nest. When they've lost track of the scent for any number of different reasons back to the nest they will follow the ant in front of them for guidance eventually turning into a "death spiral" seen in the picture. The ants are lost and will never find their way home and will march to their deaths.

[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This death spiral/"ant mill" is actually quite short, though still deadly - in the worst case scenarios, a death spiral can be literally kilometers long, some ants might not even make a single revolution around it, which is kinda terrifying to think about.

[–] Monkeyhog 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not an ant, so it's not really scary at all to me.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You don't follow the pheromones of fellow humans when you lose track of home?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did once, but I got arrested.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And banned from Sea World?

[–] misterdoctor 14 points 1 year ago

Makes you wonder why they’d shout hurrah in that situation.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They run in that circle until they die because they're all following the one in front of them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can’t you redirect their focus by dropping something nutritious nearby?

[–] paddirn 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You probably could and that might redirect their focus for a bit, but I would think if they've lost the scent/trail back to their hill (which is the original cause for the death spiral in the first place), they're permanently fubar'd, since they'll never find their way back unless by accident. It might just delay the inevitable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would assume you could redirect them to where the scent trail is present/stronger again, i.e. very close to their hill.

[–] systemglitch 22 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Circle of death! Rip circle ants.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Would like to know as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I believe they usually follow the trail of the ants walking infront of them so when they're walking in a circle they'll technically walk in a circle indefinitely.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know about the ants, but what does it mean for deer?

[–] ickplant 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dkarma 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've heard of a cuddle puddle well this is a trample yo motherfucking ass circle. It doesn't rhyme but it's super effective.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love when the deers play with the mooses and geeses

[–] Mago 13 points 1 year ago

Reindeer* domesticated btw.

[–] bruh420 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sounds not too different from capitalism and humans in 2023 in general lol

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Is this the Kabba?

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