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[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I was getting ads on Tinder for a tractor for a while. And not a small hobby one, either, this was a ten tonne commercial unit.

Dunno what gave them the idea I needed that.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Were you pulling hogs on tinder?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's a fair few heifers on there, to be fair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's cow breedin' time!

🤠🍆🍆🍆🐮💦💦

[–] psmgx 20 points 11 months ago

If you're on tinder you're there to plow

[–] breadsmasher 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I got APC ads on some ad for a while

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

OK, that's awesome.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Because chicks dig BMPs (must be all that room in the back for activities), and you can tow as many as you want from Ukraine

[–] Agent641 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What colour tractor are you gonna get?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean it's based on my browsing habits? Wait hold on there's a knock at the door

[–] skyspydude1 3 points 11 months ago

Oh look, it's your friendly neighborhood door-to-door ATGM dealer. Even if you're not interested, sitting through the in-home demo is worth it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Spice 2000 makes the Spice 1000 look like the Spice 250. It’s the fastest and most explody Spice we’ve ever made, and we really think you’re gonna love it. Now here’s Liz with more information about our new targeting system.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

SPICE 2000: When you're ready to go #3 in someone else's toilet.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Perfect, I was looking to improve my chess skills

[–] Jumi 9 points 11 months ago

I see you're a man of culture as well.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So those are the spices the British Empire wanted....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Careful not too loud or they'll...

oh shit HERE THEY COME!

[–] Glemek 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It knows this, because it knows what you really don't. By subtracting what you want from what you don't; or what you don't want from what you do, whichever is greater. It obtains a difference, or deviation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Did you see this on the spice channel?

[–] MightyGalhupo 4 points 11 months ago

“I’ll take your entire stock!”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Put it on an M26 rocket and DM me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I get tons of ads for land attack systems, Rafael fighter jets, anti air missiles, tanks... Its bizarre that the MIC is running YouTube ads...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

How to get on the FBI watchlist