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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

not just a victory for ukraine, but a victory for humanity.

fuck these ransomers to death, in hell, for eternity, with lord Lucifer Satan Morningstar's biggest hottest rustiest re-bar strap-on and razorwire for "lube" (because not even the literal devil would want to stick organic junk in orifices as nasty as theirs).

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wish them the eternal feeling that they need to poop really badly that goes away with a tiny fart when they sit on the toilet. When they do finally poop, I hope it's uncomfortably girthy and sharp to the point of being paralyzing and it only happens when the nurse calls them back into the doctor's office for their appointment to address this exact issue. Then, I hope every car they get into to go home and clean themselves off has a dodgy throttle and only blasts hot, humid air.

[–] cheese_greater 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've farted quite a portrait, I must say

[–] quaddo 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, uh, I speak a little French. You're an assbite; pardon my French.

[–] cheese_greater 3 points 1 year ago

Love ya, cya tomorrow :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

So, celiac disease.

[–] fluxion 7 points 1 year ago

Then when they finally get all cleaned up and start feeling more comfortable Lucifer shows up again with his rusty rebar dildo

[–] cheese_greater 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I kinda wish they would do a joint-Dateline type treatment but also investigate what kind of people and circumstances outside of all this that lead to such nonsense-factories....

Edit: sorta like HBOs the telemarketers, that kinda deal

[–] CosmicCleric 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who watches the watcher, eh?

Or more correctly, who hacks the hackers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It called "offensive security" in infosec circles.

Legality is hazy to poor, so most orgs wont admit to doing it, but this is far from the first group willing to huck a few rocks back.

[–] Evotech 11 points 1 year ago

Or counter hacking.

State agencies does it all the time.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago
[–] samuelc 9 points 1 year ago

I am amazed that ransomware hacker are stuck with Jira as well (got hacked by their confluence server )