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[–] Bondrewd 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fuck it, WE BALL

Also it is not bad decision, it is high risk investment.

[–] quinkin 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] gmtom 6 points 1 year ago

Live fast, die young

[–] sagrotan 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"what's life without spontaneity?!" " The entropy, think of the entropy!" Or very popular "After such a long bad streak, the possibility that the odds are in my favor this time HAS to be high!" Edit: "watch me"

[–] vynlwombat 6 points 1 year ago
[–] duckington 6 points 1 year ago

"Might as well..."

[–] Dr_NotSoKind 6 points 1 year ago

"Yeah, but what are the odds..."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If no one comes back in time to stop me it can't be that bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i mean i try not to make bad decisions since, you know, they're bad.

but i suppose that makes me boring

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

A simple shrug usually does it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

In for a penny, in for a pound!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How bad could it be?

[–] HowManyNimons 5 points 1 year ago

Fus ... Roh ... DAH!!

[–] Poppa_Mo 5 points 1 year ago

I can have one more.

[–] PeterPoopshit 5 points 1 year ago

Hold my beer and watch this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I deserve this. (Proceeds to splurge like there's no tomorrow)

[–] tdawg 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"That sounds like a great idea!"

[–] drislands 4 points 1 year ago

Life comes at you fast.

[–] EdibleFriend 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Watch this...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is definitely fits within my fun budget for this payday!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] archonet 4 points 1 year ago

Nothing to it but to do it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I don't need one

[–] FilthyShrooms 3 points 1 year ago

"I feel I'm going to regret this, but I feel even more so that I just don't care"

  • Leonard Church, red vs blue
[–] danc4498 3 points 1 year ago

I’ll die when it's my time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I don't care, say fuck it.

[–] atrielienz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck around, Find Out.

I'm switching to Nukes.

It's turtles all the way down.

You only live once.

Do you.

[–] Nintendo 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"fuck around find out" usually comes after the stupid

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You never know till you try it.

[–] hOrni 3 points 1 year ago

You said "A", You gotta say "B".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

We're all gonna die anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No one remembers a coward

[–] n00b001 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Chee_Koala 3 points 1 year ago

For the boys

[–] 3laws 3 points 1 year ago

This is a good idea.

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