this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon has honor.
Good job Anon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tbh you don't want to date a girl who cheats anyways

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who said anything about dating?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

isn't that what crushes are for

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Tell her you're interested but never stick your dick in a girl the first time when she wasted. She can't legally make a decision in that state of mind.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ain't it funny how if a guy has sex with a drunk chick, he's "taking advantage of her and the situation," but if a chick has sex with a drunk guy it's rarely seen that way, and in either case if she ends up pregnant she can go after the guy for child support for the next 18 years...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Increased awareness of and respect for men who have been abused? UBI or some other welfare net generously funded enough that a parent didn't have to care about pursuing some private citizen that wasn't interested in being involved? I'm all for that.

Both of those would be an improvement so massive it is never going to happen, especially the second one. That would have been life changing for me in so many ways. I wouldn't even be who I am, christ.

Unfortunately, it usually turns out they meant "How come getting them drunk has to matter" and "I don't care about starving children and I'll say so out loud."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends entirely how wasted

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dude, you do not want to find out where that line is. That is all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finns wouldn't have sex at all if finding someone at a bar was verboten lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same about Ireland, myself.

[–] captainlezbian 10 points 1 year ago

Similarly drunk is generally cool. If it feels like either of you might be letting the drinking do the thinking exchange numbers instead.

Like I’ve had great drunk sex. But I also know people who were too drunk to say no and absolutely were raped. In general don’t have sex you think either of you will regret.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Also puke. Big chance of getting puke on your dick when she’s sad drunk. Don’t make my mistake.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon doesn't do a date rape. Good job anon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm confused how two drunk people having sex is date rape? I mean I'm assuming OP was also drinking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

it doesn't matter if your ability to make decisions is also impaired, it only matters that hers is. the fact that she is intoxicated means that her decision making and impulse control are both impaired. this means that it is effectively the same as drugging her to get her to agree and therefore is the same as rape. if you both agreed earlier while sober, obviously that changes things. all of the above is still true no matter your condition, because your condition isn't what makes it rape, the condition of the person you are having sex with is.

edit: for clarification, this applies regardless of the gender of either person. I presented it as straight with the male at fault because 1) that's what the situation in the post would have been, 2) I am a guy, and so I think about this from the perspective of what I would need to consider is such a situation, and 3) the way I was raised, the man would be considered at fault regardless in most situations under the (admittedly somewhat flawed) assumption that the man is convincing the woman and not the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

But also, like… bullet dodged. Perhaps in more ways than one.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anon would be best off avoiding that girl at all costs. Dodged a bullet there. If she's unhappy with the relationship she should break up first. Being willing to cheat is a big red herring. Guess who she's going to cheat on next?

And who knows who's to blame for the relationship issues? Never stick your dick in crazy...

[–] Wilzax 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Red flag, not red herring. Those are very different idioms

[–] 1847953620 3 points 1 year ago

Red rocket, not red flag. Those are very different phalluses.

[–] TropicalDingdong 5 points 1 year ago

big red herring.

Communism?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think in this case autism protected him from risky or bad consequences.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I wouldn't even say this was an autism thing, anon just made the right decision in spite of temptation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Anons a good person

[–] morphballganon 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Anon should suggest she tell her partner she wants to open the relationship. If he refuses, she has grounds to break up. If he accepts, anon could go for it. Win/win.

[–] PP_BOY_ 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's no such thing as "grounds to break up" if you want to end a relationship, you have every right to end it for no reason at all

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Try telling that to my wife...

[–] PP_BOY_ 15 points 1 year ago

Okay whats her number?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Lol we're not in relationship court