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[–] foggy 25 points 1 year ago

This is a caricature of how other countries view us.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ll have a large pizza with guns please.

Hand guns. No, shotguns. With throwing knives on half.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And no anchovies!

[–] Darkard 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"You want broccoli? What the hell is broccoli anyway? Shut about about broccoli!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Mannnn, thank you! Haven't seen that in ages. Here's one in return: sparkplugs?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't care what you want on it, every pizza comes with pepperoni and with 9mm bullets on it. If you don't like it, I don't care cause you'll receive one anyhow. The only difference is, maybe the 9mm bullets will be in the gun or maybe they'll be on your pizza.

[–] Alexstarfire 11 points 1 year ago

And we thought none pizza left beef was the most bizarre pizza.

[–] justabigemptyhole 7 points 1 year ago

If you want mushrooms, SHUT UP. If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway? If you want something crazy like pineapple, I KILL YOU. If you like pepperoni and bullets, you've come to the right place.

[–] Cruxifux 6 points 1 year ago

In Canada we have a great Canadian Pizza. I assume this is just the American version

[–] PoastRotato 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least it wasn't pineapple

[–] pdxfed 3 points 1 year ago

It certainly wasn't onion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Some jojo ahh shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Where do I get a gun pizza? Mountain Mike's or Round Table?