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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Walkie talkies are toys of limited power. What you want is a pair of programmable radios from China, complete with zero day exploits in the software that infect your PC.

[–] Rooty 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Baofengs? They're illegal to operate unless you have a HAM licence for 2 meters.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Baofengs?

Exactly lol.

They’re illegal to operate unless you have a HAM licence for 2 meters.

Indeed, but a license is fairly cheap.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Technician test isn't too hard either.

Or get the Baofeng gmrs/frs radios. Cheap license no test.

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[–] KaiReeve 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Man, remember that brief period of time where some people had those cell phones that had a walkie-talkie-like function. You'd be having a conversation with these people and their phone would do this weird blip noise and they'd say "Hold on," and pull out their phone and "yeah, what's up?" And then there would be some unintelligible gibberish and they would say "hang on, I'm inside" and then just go walk out the front door.

[–] superduperenigma 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nextel. My uncle worked in construction and had one. Chirp chirp.

[–] KaiReeve 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that's the one. Back when we had the iPhone 1, blackberries, razrs, and the undefeatable Nokias that kids were trying to break so they could get an iPhone.

[–] MeanEYE 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PTT, push to talk. There are applications like that now and I guess teens are using WhatsApp and other chat applications in similar way without knowing it by sending audio messages.

[–] Echo5 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Radios got their own weird gatekeepers and turf wars too, you got no idea. Try Ham vs GMRS as an appetizer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you saying that they might look down on my incredible hulk walkie talkie?

[–] Echo5 3 points 1 year ago

Depends on which crowd you catch haha. The GMRS guys are usually pretty cool. The hams have some really sour apples mixed in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ham operators-- ready the pitchforks!!

[–] 1847953620 6 points 1 year ago

Do all your weird callsigns and then try to kick off the usual loud redneck troll with an insane setup in bumfuck Wisconsin first, then spend 5 hours trying to coordinate with irregular replies with long periods of silence

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

first chad forgot to say 'over'

[–] Ddhuud 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Forgot to say what? 'over'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] dipshit 15 points 1 year ago

You’re breaking up? What’s that? Can you move closer to me or get up on a hill? Over.

[–] Jilanico 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Curious: Is there some decentralized version of mobile phones? Like a mesh network for communication over walkie talkies. Your walkie talkie would help extend the range of nearby walkie talkies and route communication between them.

[–] Echo5 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can make one yourself, see Meshtastic.

[–] KoalaUnknown 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

It wouldn’t work over long range though unless it had a lot of users.

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[–] Jilanico 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's exactly what I was envisioning, thank you! I wonder if radios in smartphones (cellular module or wifi direct) could be leveraged to do the same in densely populated areas. Could there be a meshtastic app for phones? Free, decentralized mobile phone calls.

[–] Jilanico 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems like there is an app called Briar that does this for messaging. Not sure if it does voice calls.

[–] Chobbes 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I doubt that Bluetooth and wifi antennas on phones are going to be great at long distances. Text is going to be a much better bet as it needs less bandwidth and doesn’t have to be received in real time (so you can store and remit messages later).

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[–] n00b001 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This project is similar to that (and sibling projects such as nomad network and sideband)

Edit: forgot the link! https://github.com/markqvist/Reticulum

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[–] KoalaUnknown 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know people in Cuba used to have a decentralized Internet mesh network, but I don’t know about mobile phones. There have probably been some large crime groups who have made their own networks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

RIP Firefox phone

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smoke signals and pigeons.

Fuck phones.

Sent from my Idroid

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

3D printed carrier pigeons

[–] Moc 6 points 1 year ago

A handwritten poem on luxurious high-grain French paper, adhered to a catapult boulder, flung at thine enemy’s wall.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pigeons aren't real

[–] finkrat 9 points 1 year ago

Ham radio never completely died, just got a bit quieter, but it's still a thing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And unless you're using some encrypted digital modes, I can also listen to your conversation, and imagine being a part of it.

Technically, I could do it with phone calls over GSM if the weak A5/1 encryption is used, and I had 1TB of storage for rainbow tables, but that's fairly illegal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Talkie-walkie in French. Guess who copied the homework.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With correct timing "Can I get a 10-9 on that, over." can be the funniest shit you've ever said on the radio.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 1 year ago

I just looked up the ten-codes to find out what that meant and was dismayed to discover that "10-15" isn't code for a hostage situation. "Cops and Robbersons" lied to me.

[–] Lasherz12 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PTT coming back is still a wishlist item for most tech people over 35.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

i have you five by five, over

[–] buzz86us 4 points 1 year ago

Tin cans on string GOAT

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Real telephone users use wired connection

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[–] LazaroFilm 3 points 1 year ago

Blipp hey I’m going 10-1. Blip co-pyyy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is why I love nextel phones

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