this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Like I'm pretty sure this is the color of the blood that Akira Kurosawa used in Ran. It's fucking haunting.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of us like red carpet.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Look on the bright side, it's going to be easy to clean up after murdering the guy who made it

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly I like it. I really like that kind of wood paneling as it just gives me very cosy vibes for some reason, the ceiling contrasts that and feels bright, and the floor, while tacky, adds color in a way that I feel looks interesting. Red's not exactly the color I would have chosen, but I do think I'd have gone for a similarly bright color given the option. Carpet in the bathroom though, is just gross.

[–] Starkstruck 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah wood panels give me nostalgic feelings of my grandparent's house. Simpler times and such

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

As an added bonus, it runs all the way down the hall and into the bathroom.

https://redf.in/j7OUKy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Jesus that massive house is cheap af!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It looks so normal from the outside.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That house is so weird throughout, then the red rooms just hit like driving into a concrete wall.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This is the type of saturation cell phone makers are too cowardly to use

[–] breathless_RACEHORSE 9 points 1 year ago

I love it. Until you see that the bathroom is carpeted...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I hate it but I love it. I wish I could switch between kitschy stuff like this and a less eye-stimulating/burning look at the push of a button

[–] spookex 7 points 1 year ago

TBF, I kinda dig it, pain in the ass to clean tho

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The carpet is one thing. What about the pink bathroom fixtures?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Why do I like this. Is there something wrong with me?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That gum you like is coming back in style

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The house my parents bought when I was a teenager had red shag carpet. You wanna talk about horrific

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

When you really want the floor to be lava.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The carpet and walls look like those in the den where I grew up, before we turned it into my bedroom and replaced the carpet with something more neutral brown. I was fine with the red but it was a rough shag that was in really poor shape. Then again, I suppose a good cleaning might have saved it and saved money but my mom was more the one dictating the style despite it being my room.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] jimbolauski 3 points 1 year ago

Looking at that picture is all I needed to know exactly how that home smells. Musty with a hint of piss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] plasticbuddha 2 points 1 year ago

Cornhusker Carpet! Im surprised theres not a big N in the middle of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's with the fat toilet?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You question the distortion, but not the fact that there IS CARPET IN THE BATHROOM?!!!

[–] Cort 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wide angle lens distorting things horizontally

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah okay, thought I was missing out on more pompous ceramic thrones.

[–] Coreidan 2 points 1 year ago

Then stop looking at it

[–] FollyDolly 1 points 1 year ago

Going for those Stanley hotel vibes.

[–] arin 1 points 1 year ago

Shitstain color of crimson shits...

[–] ShortFuse 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's really the walls being that color. A more neutral gray or white could work. Heck, even a pale pink or orange. Anything but brown.

Edit: Is that a freaking fish on the wall!?