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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Canon is wrong, dragonborn have tails

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

the official canon states that tieflings can't be purple, and yet the official artwork for a tiefling is a purple tiefling

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Possibly the most ignored sentence in the PHB, even by Wotc themselves:

Their skin tones cover the full range of human coloration, but also include various shades of red.

[–] Zehzin 16 points 1 year ago

Purple is a shade of red, trust me I'm a colorist

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can do you a few of the most ignored pages in the PHB: I've yet to meet a table that uses Trinkets

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Our group likes to roll on that table and then never bring up their trinkets in game. Such a missed opportunity

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It counts if you consider every color with some amount of red in it a shade of red

Example: #dcd2f0 (my tiefling's skin color)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Official Dragonborn PHB description say Dragonborns are brown/rust coloured, with some being rust-copper green.

Artwork on the same page is a red scaled dragonborn.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The full sentence is "Their small, fine scales are usually brass or bronze in color, sometimes ranging to scarlet, rust, gold, or copper-green." So a red one is kinda like a real life human with ginger hair; uncommon, but not weird. There's also the bit about dragonborn with a particularly strong influence of their draconic ancestor shortly afterwards that says, "These dragonborn often boast scales that more closely match those of their dragon ancestor - bright red, green, blue, or white, lustrous black, or gleaming metallic gold, silver, brass, copper, or bronze."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You omitted that the draconic colored scales are from extremely rare and isolated clans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Rare, yeah, but still a valid possibility. But the main part I wanted to bring up is that the sentence you were referring to actually already includes "scarlet" as an ordinary colour, so the red one in the accompanying picture fits just fine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Which is exactly the sort of origin that makes a fun character.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or a one note one. But, while I like monstrous races as options, I dislike the trend of 5e to make our characters "special", unique, or noteworthy before the adventuring even begins. (If this is duplicated for some reason, I'm sorry. It tried editing and that didnt' seem to take, then I tried deleting my original message and reposting. Not sure what's up.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The player characters are generally adventurers fated to achieve greatness, for them the extraordinary is just ordinary.

[–] troglodytis 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was settled years ago

[–] Snailpope 14 points 1 year ago

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So they just have a scaly butt? I'm picturing a crocodile walking around except that instead of a tail it has butt cheeks like a human.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Another image I can hear thanks to Bill Wurtz.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Speaking as a person playing a soot-black tiefling...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I recognize that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision i've elected to ignore it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This is the real reason I stopped playing D&D. The OGL stuff was just a smoke screen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You want a tail, play a Kobold!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are Japan and Korea the same color on this map? 🤨

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a screen cap from a video talking about Japan's involvement in World War 2, where they invaded Korea.

[–] CrabLord 3 points 1 year ago

https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs

The video for those who are curious. Absolutely worth the 20 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Erm, tails are based, ofc my pc has one!