this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2023
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[–] Zehzin 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no fine if you don't get caught.

[–] BigPapaE 12 points 1 year ago

The real life pro tip is in the comments

[–] danc4498 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm sure that's on top of returning the $5k?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Nah, in Canada you just say sorry and that's it

[–] LongSausage 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Say sorry and you won't have to pay anything back

[–] LillianVS 4 points 1 year ago
[–] FartsWithAnAccent 12 points 1 year ago

Sourry aboot the larceny eh?

[–] kemsat 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, I go to Canada, steal some stuff that is less than $5000 Canadian, then come back to the USA and sell the stolen stuff, for at most a $2000 Canadian fine?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They make you give back or pay for the stuff you stole, then pay up to $2,000 on top of that. And they can also send you to jail for up to 2 years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

if you did it more than once, I doubt you'd escape prison FWIW

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Canadian government: it's ok to steal, as long as you give us our cut

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

According to Murphy's Law, they give him a slap on the wrist, they give YOU life in prison.