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[โ€“] QubaXR 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Googly eyes. Don't leave home without them

[โ€“] grabyourmotherskeys 15 points 1 year ago

This is so far from vandalism that's it's completely virtuous. This makes the world a better place and costs almost nothing.

[โ€“] flubba86 5 points 1 year ago

Amazing. Thanks for sharing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My girlfriend and kid put google eyes on EVERY SINGLE ITEM in the bathroom while I was at work. Every item in every drawer, in the shower, all the stuff under the sink, the toothpaste....everything. my comb has googly eyes on it. The entire bathroom can stare at me.

[โ€“] QubaXR 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uhhhh I'd so like to see that!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It was about a year and a half ago, so a good portion on things are either missing an eye or have been used up and replaced. Now I don't know what I was thinking by not snapping any pictures back then.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] funnystuff97 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the urge to downvote this is very strong, well done

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I keep it in an album labeled โ€œcar guy detectedโ€. They always hate it.

[โ€“] EliYeet 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Woo, a Japanese VAIO laptop down there!

[โ€“] EliYeet 2 points 1 year ago

Suprisingly powerfull so I use it as a very scuffed but funktional homeserver

[โ€“] Smokeydope 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Car companies do, people have brain circuits specifically for recognizing faces and they exploit that to get peoples attention. Amlost every car has a face if you look closely at the front, its not an accident the headlights look like eyes and fender a mouth. A good tip to not loose things is to put faces on them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A good tip to not loose things is to put faces on them.

Better tip is simply to use bright colors. Mostly I will see my keys anyway if I look at the directly.

[โ€“] Smokeydope 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Different bright colors is also a great way to tell between different sized tools like a set of Allen keys and wrenches from a glance and associate a size to a particular color instead of looking for markings on the tool. I go out of my way to get colored sets now

[โ€“] FartsWithAnAccent 7 points 1 year ago

I love to apply googly eyes in comedic fashion.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sometimes making anthropomorphic characters out of things and talking with them

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read "putting feces on inanimate objects" and I expected a whole different comment section

[โ€“] cheese_greater 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The mind sees what it wants to see ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ”ฎ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I sometimes find googly eyes on stuff in my house. My wife is awesome.

[โ€“] cheese_greater 1 points 1 year ago

I agree, ur wife is awessome

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The very first thing we did on getting our Roomba was put googly eyes on it, then laugh as it bumped into things.