"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
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"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
What day is today?
It's Leela's birthday!
What a day for a birthday...
Let's all have some cake
And you smell like one too!
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
"The Original Party Worm"
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
Oh fuff
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
I already did!
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
just practicing my stabbing!
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"
Not the worst song and dance number.
Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.
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Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?
Like a balloon, and something bad happens
I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.
Death by snoo-snoo!
Who is your Smizmar?
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.
Bite My Shiny Mettle Ass
My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.