I'm 40% (insert thing)
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Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
Tell my wife.... Hello
Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
PaZuZu
The professor calls out to his pet Griffin
I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.
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A week WOULD be a little much…
"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
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"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
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"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
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Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
Stop exploding, you cowards!
REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
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Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!
No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"