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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] FancyManacles 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] punkideas 39 points 2 years ago

To shreds, you say?

[–] tox_solid 35 points 2 years ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

[–] Restaldt 32 points 2 years ago

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

[–] AdamEatsAss 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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[–] Pee_on_tech 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

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[–] Heisenburner 30 points 2 years ago

I'm 40% Futurama references

[–] irontide 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

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[–] Discoslugs 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

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[–] cruise_elroy 28 points 2 years ago

Two live full-time in my brain:

  1. "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
  2. "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."
[–] Glemek 27 points 2 years ago

If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

[–] Gort 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

[–] Vaggumon 24 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Good news, everyone!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

To shreds, you say‽

[–] Xenxs 23 points 2 years ago

Good news everyone!

[–] rarkgrames 23 points 2 years ago

To shreds you say?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] owatnext 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

[–] OccamsTeapot 22 points 2 years ago

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

[–] Velocifox 22 points 2 years ago

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

you changed the result of the race by measuring it!

Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.

[–] beelzebeard 21 points 2 years ago

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[–] jelloeater85 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!

[–] Naja_Kaouthia 20 points 2 years ago

At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.

[–] believe 20 points 2 years ago

All I know is my gut says maybe.

[–] row_boat 20 points 2 years ago

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[–] joyjoy 20 points 2 years ago

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

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[–] clutch 19 points 2 years ago

That just raises further questions!

[–] Ace_Addams 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

[–] Son_of_dad 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin

[–] ch00f 18 points 2 years ago

No I’m ….doesn’t.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

[–] linearchaos 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:

10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`
[–] Mouse 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

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[–] sylver_dragon 17 points 2 years ago

Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!

Don't date robots!

[–] Buffaloaf 17 points 2 years ago

At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate

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