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[–] GraniteM 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think I saw someone do an intensive breakdown of this scene where they estimated the density of the logs, calculated their velocity by counting the number of frames it took them to collide with the walker, then calculated the crush resistance of the walker's frame by measuring how much it deformed in response to the amount of energy the logs put into it.

IIRC, the AT-ST walker has a frame approximately as durable as a family minivan. So... not like terrible... assuming you weren't taking your walker anywhere more dangerous than soccer practice, but not very impressive for military hardware.

[–] Chickenstalker 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The prevalent weapon in the SW universe are energy weapons. It could be that the AT-ST was armoured against energy weapons and not kinetic weapons. They are also scout vehicles analogous to WWII wheeled scout cars which were lightly armoured.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

While not common, kinetic weapons do still exist, and are widely used by outlaws and pirates because of how cheap and easy they are to keep running.

Since I'd wager most of what the empire does by 5BBY is clearing outlaw gathering places, putting down civilian riots, and not fighting against fully equipped rebels (at least not on a scale large enough to matter in terms of designing entirely new units) they would come up against kinetics fairly often. Often enough that they would either need a separate vehicle for patrolling such areas, or the general purpose unit needs more structural integrity.

The empire does like making "good enough" units that can be deployed everywhere, so they really should make the ATST stronger.

They constantly underestimate their opponents, though.

[–] Maggoty 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you want to get realistic then we first have to ask why anyone would actually design an AT-ST when they can just take pictures from orbit. Why was there ground combat at all when the ships can drop kinetic weapons from orbit that have the impact of a nuke with none of the radioactivity?

Let's just enjoy the fantasy.

[–] Mithre 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because sometimes you want to keep what's on the ground without leveling it?

[–] Maggoty 2 points 1 year ago

But then how will everyone know how evil I am?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lucas decided the trees on Endor are part metal and are therefore hyperdense or some such nonsense

This solves all problems with the scene

Stop asking questions or the Ewoks will shit in your shoe.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would mean when the Ewoks are cooking food metal fillings were ending up in smoke and hence food? Would explain why they are all so short, maybe they are basically kids since all of them die at a young age from metal toxicity.

[–] GraniteM 8 points 1 year ago

No, it means that they're like those undersea vent snails that ingest heavy metals. Ewoks are short, but they're freaky strong because of ultra dense bones and muscles!

[–] hypna 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Teddy bears smashing imperial armor with log traps was when Star wars jumped the shark IMHO.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Certainly not its finest moment.

[–] Risus_Nex 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As a child I loved the scenes with the teddybears. Even tho it's not realistic, it got a beautiful atmosphere.

And at the end Luke is kissing his sister, so that was weird.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I actually like the Ewok scenes outside of the end battle. The end battle though? Just makes the Imperial forces look like we never should have taken them as a serious threat.

[–] WhitePaintIsEvil 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like they were constrained by the numbers they could show and the relatively happy vibe of star wars. I got the impression that the empire was supposed to be getting swarmed by ewoks. Which would have looked better. Although you can't really get away from them being teddy bears i suppose.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I've heard it was supposed to a (very) loose analog of the Vietnam war.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Leia kisses Luke in ANH and ESB, no kissing in RotJ.

[–] kindernacht 9 points 1 year ago

It's a fantasy movie.

That's like saying Neverending Story is not realistic.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can someone use magically AI bullshit to make Han Solo murder Jar Jar?

[–] Cypher 6 points 1 year ago

Lets be real. Jar Jar should have died in the Gungan city when he returned after being banished.

[–] c0mbatbag3l 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Realisticly this would probably be enough to make a two legged mech like that fall tho

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The force from each side cancels each other out, preserving perfect balance 🙏

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The rule of 2 brings balance to the force (and this ATST)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not if it scutters to the side quickly. Like spot the Boston dynamics robot in testing videos when it gets shoved sideways.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AT-STs are not known for their lateral movement ability.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Been a while since I watched it. Was there a reason they could just drop agent orange or napalm on the Ewoks? Instead of sending in ground troops in mechs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

They were ambushing the rebels who were trying to destroy the shield generator, they weren't anticipating the teddy bears.

They'd want the rebels in one piece in order to interrogate them about the Rbel Alliance fleets and plans. Hard to get info from a greasy smear on the forest floor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

For the empire

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's why I always field meltalogs

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago

The last two frames and especially the final frame do not say very much.