Why does he look like he's about to shoot up a school himself? Like, "I'm gonna end school shootings... BY SHOOTING UP A SCHOOL!"
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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No you don't understand he's going to shoot all the future shooters
Can't kill kids if there aren't any kids left to kill.
Such forward-thinking
The school shooting to end all school shootings
"I spent years in prison because I killed school bullies. I had plenty time to think about it and realized that if I kill the bully, a new one will take their place. If I want to end all this, I have to kill the victims."
That was my first thought too
one last hurrah
Fuck, now everyone's going to do it more just to spite him
Oh thank god. Everyone has been just sitting here waiting until Jake said it's okay to end it.
What the fuck was he waiting for? Did not enough people like and subscribe before now?
They were overloaded with thoughts, but the prayers were lagging.
Phew, I'm glad he's gonna stop shooting up schools. Time to hang up the ol' hat and retire.
Oh wow! I never though about it that way! I was about to shoot up the neighborhood but now that Jake is on the case, I'll go allnd start a butterfly collection
As dumb as it is, it’s STILL the smartest thing I’ve ever heard him say.
Butterfly as in the the living thing (is it an insect?) Or as in the knife
Both, he's gonna attach the butterflies using butterfly knives...he's gonna need a lot of 'em, might start a gofundme?
Won't anyone think of the butterflies?
You totally misread it. It's about school shooting. What you do at home or in your own neighborhood is your thing
He's finally had enough. It's time.
School shooters worldwide have decided, that it's finally time to end Jake Paul.
Hard to say which has done more damage, really
You guys laugh, but kids do things because a YouTuber said so all the time.
Good thing all school shooters idolize Paul Jake
The most original joke in here (not being sarcastic)
Does this mean that he's been secretly responsible for some/all school shootings, is addicted to doing them, and is asking for an intervention to help him stop and get into rehab?
Stop the count! We finally know the answer to "How many shootings is enough?"
Wow, hot take.
Is there anything he can't do? What an inspiration!
Well there goes tomorrow's plans...
When will school shootings decide it's time to go end Jake Paul?
Can the Paul Brothers take all their money and just fuck off already?