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[–] [email protected] 82 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I like IPAs and I'm secure enough to not be bothered by the mockery my basic brothers and I face online.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

This thing got really popular for some reason. It must be awful!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (6 children)

My perspective is that the "basic" people can't wait to bring up how much they despise IPAs and without a single exception the reason is always "they're just SO hoppy!!!"

[–] Viking_Hippie 15 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Well given that they're the most hoppy of the common types of beer, that reason for not liking them is hardly surprising or in any way illegitimate 🤷

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not liking them, and not liking other people liking them are very different things.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I heard a real-world explanation about why IPAs are the most common and commonly-sought craft beer. Half the reasons are unflattering, but a few are valid.

  1. They're harder to fuck up because the Hops covers every damn thing and is so forgiving. Ever heard a cooking show talk about how hard a perfect Filet Mignon is because you can't hide behind anything and everyone knows what it should taste like? Ditto with a good red ale or even pilsner.
  2. Similarly, nobody is known for their signature Filet Mignon because (within reason) a filet is a filet. Ditto with most types of beers. IPAs give opportunity for a lot more variety. Which is why you have more breweries making them, and then more people consuming them. I go out of my way to find non-MGP whiskey because MGP whiskies all taste the damn same to me, and I usually find a couple unique bottles every year. I can respect someone who wants to try a totally new beer every week and just fall back on a few faves.
  3. Related again to #2. Beyond being "SO hoppy", IPAs have more unique flavor profiles than all other beers combined. Different hops can net you notes of orange, lemon, grapefruit, or notes of the pith of one of those, or notes of the rind of one of those. Different amounts or processing of hops can give you different intensities of those. That's a lot of flavor profiles from sweet to sour to bitter, all in the same category.

So I'm "basic" nowadays re: beer, and I despise IPAs because I literally cannot stand the bitter&pithy ones (esp Grapefruit Pith), and there's no easy way to know what an IPA will taste like till you've paid for it and cracked it open. I also get reflux and nothing blows that shit out of the water like an IPA. There's a hops shop down the street from me, but if I'm going to brew a beer (super rare, I usually make whiskey or mead) it's gonna be something will a chill flavor profile.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Those dudes are so basic the pic looks ai-generated.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago
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[–] ImminentOrbit 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't get it? IPAs are good year round.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

And you don't drink them in the morning.

[–] PP_BOY_ 26 points 9 months ago (4 children)

you don't drink them in the morning 🍺😊

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Good beer is good beer.

[–] theragu40 26 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I don't get it.

I don't even like IPAs all that much.

But like... Pumpkin Spice is a seasonal artificial flavor that is I think annoying to people because it's made its way into everything from marshmallows to crackers to milk.

IPA is a style of beer. That's it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I'm German. I look down upon these pesants. The best beer is dark and unfiltered. Anything else cannot compare.

[–] beijingb33f 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’ve had your beer while in your country. Much respect and all given the history and contributions to beer over all, but after a week…it got boring.

I’m happy to be a peasant with never ending variety of styles and variations within styles without being hamstrung by some unimaginative and restrictive laws.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

There's variety too, you just didn't get to see it during your stay. The laws are now much more liberal than they used to be.

But yeah, when you go to a basic place, many German beers have a similar character I would say. Normally there's just the difference between light, dark, (red), weizen and then the mixed ones.

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[–] Katana314 8 points 9 months ago

I never liked beer until I tried it in Germany. I’m here now on vacation, a Radler is probably my preference just for sweet tooth but even the basics go down nicely.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Vegans, PSL girls, IPA guys, furries, and anime nerds seem to be the most popular targets for boring, basic memes.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It's the middle of Oktoberfest season, and you went with IPAs for this meme?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Not to mention, there's literally pumpkin spice beer.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

I'm German too, while I usually prefer southern german beer with a strong wheat, malt and yeast flavour I also occasionally like to explore other flavours like IPA or more exotic ones from different countries. I mean, drink what you like or don't drink at all (which might be better, health-wise). Gates open, come on in.

[–] Frozengyro 16 points 9 months ago

The best part is, I can have an IPA all year round!

[–] ummthatguy 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Rachelhazideas 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Everyone who doesn't get it needs to read this.

[–] AgentOrangesicle 6 points 9 months ago

It can be quickly summarized to the line in the article, "marketers have an insatiable appetite for turning human enjoyment into target-based profit". Couple that with the fact that females tend to receive more ridicule for their consumption habits, and you've got this article.

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[–] GenesisJones 13 points 9 months ago

Yeah that's not how ipas work.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

if it isnt brewed in a monestary in belgium whats even the point #notlikeotherguys

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[–] Eggyhead 13 points 9 months ago

OP just doesn't know good beer. (shrug)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That’s pretty true. People are so passionate about having an ipa

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

But have you had

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

cant get much else craft beer wise where i live.

i like a porter ale but theres only like one shop that does one.

Stouts are nice but guinness is overplayed. Brewdog have released a stout that seems to be doing well though, but i like variety

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Something I should mention: I do like IPAs (not only IPA but they are tasty) and can find all 3 of the style of shirt in this weird AI looking stock image in my closet.

Soooooo...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

...International Phonetic Alphabets?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

IPAs aren't really seasonal? I always associate fall with Marzen style lagers for Oktoberfest, and big winter warmers like barleywine and sweet stouts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I have no idea what any of those words mean

[–] AgentOrangesicle 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah, but I don't drink 16 pumpkin spice lattes in one sitting.

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[–] joneskind 6 points 9 months ago

To be honest, as a French from Lille (which means I have access to a whole lot of beers) the very first time I drank an American Pale Ale it tasted like a lighter, more subtle IPA.

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